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[Corai]

And a poisoned arrow nails him in his lower spine, rendering him a cripple.


NEVER PUSH A SNIPER!

[Loud Whispers]

AH MY SPINE

[Corai]

AH MY SPINE

SORRY, CAN YOU SHOOT THAT AT JOYKILL'S FACE?

[wierd]

The poisoned blowdart strikes the dwarf, striking the pigtail labcoat, and lodging in the cow leather belt!

The dwarf falls forward from the force of the blow!

The dwarf is stunned!

A jet of fire shoots out of the hole, scorching the cieling.

[Loud Whispers]

AH MY SPINE

SORRY, CAN YOU SHOOT THAT AT JOYKILL'S FACE?

THERE'S A SPINE IN MY SPINE

[Orky_Boss]

The demonds were innumberable. Well, they could be numbered, but it would take months to count them all, and it was purely academic anyways. First a three-eyed floating head that spewed fire. Then a bipedal hooved thing that tried to tear me up with it's huge tusks. Then a ghastly figure that was apparently a master wrestler. Then there was a spider-like thing that shot webs...

Yes, they were truely innumberable. For every one he cut down, ten more took it's place. He had become a legendary Swordsdwarf, a Proffessional Armor and Shield User, and a Proficient Dodger, all from this single engagement. If I wasn't Urist indefatigable, I would've most definately have died from sheer exaustion at this point.

"DAMNIT, YOU GUYS UP THERE BETTER FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW, OR WE ARE GOING TO DIE FROM SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS DEMONS!"

[Corai]

The demonds were innumberable. Well, they could be numbered, but it would take months to count them all, and it was purely academic anyways. First a three-eyed floating head that spewed fire. Then a bipedal hooved thing that tried to tear me up with it's huge tusks. Then a ghastly figure that was apparently a master wrestler. Then there was a spider-like thing that shot webs...

Yes, they were truely innumberable. For every one he cut down, ten more took it's place. He had become a legendary Swordsdwarf, a Proffessional Armor and Shield User, and a Proficient Dodger, all from this single engagement. If I wasn't indafangitable, I would've most definately have died from sheer exaustion at this point.

"DAMNIT, YOU GUYS UP THERE BETTER FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW, OR WE ARE GOING TO DIE FROM SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS DEMONS!"

Meanwhile, Corai had become a legendary archer/bowbold.

[wierd]

Weird joykill has been miserable recently.

He was attacked recently.

Finding the matches, and being cautious about the intermittent blasts of flame, he crawls to the opening, strikes a match and peers inside.

*the manamaid busts a sexy move!*

Weird joykill drops the match, clutches his eyes as blood sprays out, rolls away from the hole and falls unconcious.

[Corai]

Weird joykill has been miserable recently.

He was attacked recently.

Finding the matches, and being cautious about the intermittent blasts of flame, he crawls to the opening, strikes a match and peers inside.

*the manamaid busts a sexy move!*

Weird joykill drops the match, clutches his eyes as blood sprays out, rolls away from the hole and falls unconcious.

Kobold1: You got that on video?

Kobold2: Yeah.

Kobold1: Drag him to his lab, tie him up, and have the manamaid stripper video play on re-wind. Forever.

[wierd]

Weird joykill regains conciousness in the recently re-excavated laboratory he spends all his time in. He is tied with a pigtail rope. 2 kobolds are trying to figure out how to put the video in the magma-ruined player.

Weird joykill wriggles his feet, and dislodges a catleather lowboot.

In the corner is the skeletal remains of the kobold who was obsidian cast.

Weird joykill gestures with his foot.  The dead walk!

[Loud Whispers]

If I wasn't indafangitable

Begin the dentistry.

[Corai]

Weird joykill regains conciousness in the recently re-excavated laboratory he spends all his time in. He is tied with a pigtail rope. 2 kobolds are trying to figure out how to put the video in the magma-ruined player.

Weird joykill wriggles his feet, and dislodges a catleather lowboot.

In the corner is the skeletal remains of the kobold who was obsidian cast.

Weird joykill gestures with his foot.  The dead walk!

Comes in drinking out of a electrum flask.


....Is that me? As a skeleton?


Really Joykill? *Puts tape in, the two kobolds die.* Enjoy your eternal manamaid sex-video.

[wierd]

The skeleton, lacking eyes, shambles over to the writhing, repeatedly fainting dwarf, shrieking "what has been seen cannot be unseen!" Over and over again, and gnaws the rope in two.

[Orky_Boss]

If I wasn't indafangitable

Begin the dentistry.

OOC: Thank you for pointing that out. You seem to be some sort of Comedic Spelling Nazi. You go through everyone's posts with the utmost effort to see errors, and when you spot them, you make a joke based on it.

[Garath]

I'm ignoring whatever goes on around and keep brewing stuff into alcohol as long as there's anything to brew