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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2340 on: April 28, 2012, 05:29:52 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 28, 2012, 05:27:28 pm
The kobolds disappear into the shadows as archers open fire from above.

...But we're underground.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2341 on: April 28, 2012, 05:31:31 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 28, 2012, 05:29:52 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 28, 2012, 05:27:28 pm
The kobolds disappear into the shadows as archers open fire from above.

...But we're underground.


Holes in the roof. Were tiny enough to drill tunnels above the main-hallways. Why you think you never see any kobolds aside from me?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2342 on: April 28, 2012, 05:32:47 pm »
"Now you will know the MEANING of pain!!"

Weird joykill rears his head in laughter, as 200 kitten corpses pile on top of him, shielding him from the arrows.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2343 on: April 28, 2012, 05:35:06 pm »
A magical unicorn flies in and obliterates the kitten-corpses!




It also gives new eyes to everyone. "STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS, DURF." Then explodes in magma.


....Random? Yes.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2344 on: April 28, 2012, 05:36:19 pm »
It's to be expected really.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2345 on: April 28, 2012, 05:40:59 pm »
The flaming camel zombie x20 kicks the unicorn in the body x 200!

The unicorn has been struck down!

Weird joykill gestures with foot!

The unicorn rises!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2346 on: April 28, 2012, 05:42:21 pm »
"HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE MOANING UP THERE!?! WHAT'RE YOU GUYS, ZOMBIES!?!"

OOC: It's a new person, so he's not a Necromancer.
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2347 on: April 28, 2012, 05:46:13 pm »
The zombie unicorn grasps weird joykill by the pigtail labcoat, and swings him up on its back.

Weird joykill, riding the zombie unicorn, dashes down the hallway, zombie puppies and flaming camles in tow.

The hole in the floor looms ominously as they approach.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2348 on: April 28, 2012, 05:47:55 pm »
How did you raise it out of nothing? It exploded into magma.





......Waaaait, if this happened to him because of that manamaid sex video, a unicorm brawl video should fix him!
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2349 on: April 28, 2012, 05:49:54 pm »
Dashing down the hallway, passed the refuse bins, the unicorn snags up the manamaid goatse polaroid.  Weird joykill pockets it with laughter, fell and terrible!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2350 on: April 28, 2012, 05:53:22 pm »
What if you used the cracks in time as a new waste disposal system? There would be nothing left to reanimate!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2351 on: April 28, 2012, 05:55:21 pm »
Eric Blank has been miserable lately. All his efforts have been in vain. He has suffered art defacement. He has a lost a lover to tragedy recently. He has lost a friend to tragedy recently. He has witnessed unspeakable horrors recently. He has been betrayed and then insulted by a friend recently. He suffered the decay of a relationship recently.

Eric Blank has been stricken with melancholy.

Eric Blank, Head Stoneworker, has been found dead, drained of blood.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2352 on: April 28, 2012, 05:57:06 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2012, 05:53:22 pm
What if you used the cracks in time as a new waste disposal system? There would be nothing left to reanimate!

Yes, that makes sense, stranger, we can plan that out later.

BUT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A RAMPANT NECROMANCER AND INNUMBERABLE AMOUNTS OF DEMONS ATTEMPTING TO KILL US ALL! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TRY TO HELP!?!
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2353 on: April 28, 2012, 06:07:16 pm »
In the hallway, corai unki, kobold archer is running as fast as his cute little legs can carry him.

"Now my children! Show him the meaning of pain!"

The zombie unicorn lowers its head, and drives its horn into the kobold, tearing the skin, trearing the muscle, tearing the fat, and tearing the guts! The horn is firmly lodged in the wound!

"More my children! Open his eyes, that he might SEEEEEEEE!"

The zombie puppy grasps the kobold's eyelid with its mouth and latches on tightly! The severed part flies off in an arc! (x2!)

"Now, my little abomination..... now... *evil, cold laughter*.... I think you dropped THISSSSS!"

Weird joykill's severed right arm reaches into weird joykill's labcoat, and produces "the picture", and shoves it in the dying kobold's face.

The kobold's eyes explode!

The kobold has been struck down!


The hole in the floor looms closer... closer...

The zombie procession, with the mad scientist necromancer riding magestically on the bloodstained white zombie unicorn, leap into the hole, and into the cacaphony of screams, howls, and horrors.


Loud whispers grabs his mason's trowel, and begins patching the hole.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2012, 06:21:20 pm by wierd »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2354 on: April 28, 2012, 06:34:30 pm »
Quote from: Orky_Boss on April 28, 2012, 05:57:06 pm
Quote from: HugoLuman on April 28, 2012, 05:53:22 pm
What if you used the cracks in time as a new waste disposal system? There would be nothing left to reanimate!

Yes, that makes sense, stranger, we can plan that out later.

BUT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A RAMPANT NECROMANCER AND INNUMBERABLE AMOUNTS OF DEMONS ATTEMPTING TO KILL US ALL! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TRY TO HELP!?!

And what's worse, you are hallucinating that someone you vaugely remember is giving you suggestions.
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