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Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2265 on: April 28, 2012, 09:32:35 am »
*Zombies begin bringing the cassarite to the stockpiles*
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2266 on: April 28, 2012, 09:34:35 am »
Quote from: Orky_Boss on April 28, 2012, 09:32:35 am
*Zombies begin bringing the cassarite to the stockpiles*

You turn and see several bronze bars.

Kobold1: HI, WERE PART OF CORAI'S.....WHATEVER. WE MADE 42 BARS!
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Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2267 on: April 28, 2012, 10:07:26 am »
Good. The Kobolds seem to be an effective workforce... wait, hang on...

Orky_Boss Has entered a fey mood!

"I'll take that bronze, and I'll need That diotrite... WHERE'S THE DAMN STEEL!?!"
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2268 on: April 28, 2012, 10:20:46 am »
A low quality piece of steel that is....green? hits you in the face.


Kobod2:WE ADDED DYES!
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Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2269 on: April 28, 2012, 10:43:15 am »
"OW!"

*Looks at steel*

"No,no,no the dyes will lower it's quality! I need pure steel!"
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Fen

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2270 on: April 28, 2012, 10:43:48 am »
The spinning ☼Steel Bar☼ hits Orky_boss in the left ear, bruising the muscle!

You better make one hell of an artifact with that, I'm trying to horde my steel over here.
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Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2271 on: April 28, 2012, 10:55:22 am »
"yeesh, people like to throw things here..."

*Picks up Steel bar, then goes to magma metalsmith forge*

Orky_Boss has begun a mysterious construction!
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2272 on: April 28, 2012, 10:58:58 am »
Quote from: Orky_Boss on April 28, 2012, 10:55:22 am
"yeesh, people like to throw things here..."

*Picks up Steel bar, then goes to magma metalsmith forge*

Orky_Boss has begun a mysterious construction!


Kobold 2342 is throwing a tantrum!

A magma metalsmith forge has been toppled! x5
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2273 on: April 28, 2012, 11:08:53 am »
"DAMNIT!"

Orky_Boss Punches the Kobold in the face, shattering the bone and tearing the brain!
The Kobold has been struck down!

Must make a forge...

*Picks up anvil and grabs some stone, then begins constructing forge*
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2274 on: April 28, 2012, 11:16:37 am »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!

The flying copper arrow strikes Orky in the head, bruising the brain!


Unconscious.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2275 on: April 28, 2012, 11:36:57 am »
Objection!

Orky would have been deep within our fortress to perform his act of madness, and a siege never would have arrived that far down! In addition to walls around our fortress, we have a zombie army at the gates!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2276 on: April 28, 2012, 11:47:22 am »
Quote from: Fen on April 28, 2012, 10:43:48 am
The spinning ☼Steel Bar☼ hits Orky_boss in the left ear, bruising the muscle!

Wait! Metal bars don't have quality levels! That's a fake trade good!

Orky_Boss, the Kobolds just saved your life from death by insanity.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2277 on: April 28, 2012, 11:52:48 am »
Quote from: Fen on April 28, 2012, 11:36:57 am
Objection!

Orky would have been deep within our fortress to perform his act of madness, and a siege never would have arrived that far down! In addition to walls around our fortress, we have a zombie army at the gates!

OVERRULED! This is but a thread online! Thus no normal rules apply! This also states how Corai never seems to die! CASE CLOSED. YOU MUST PAY $100.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2278 on: April 28, 2012, 11:54:37 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 28, 2012, 11:47:22 am
Quote from: Fen on April 28, 2012, 10:43:48 am
The spinning ☼Steel Bar☼ hits Orky_boss in the left ear, bruising the muscle!

Wait! Metal bars don't have quality levels! That's a fake trade good!

Orky_Boss, the Kobolds just saved your life from death by insanity.

I DON'T GIVE A F*CKING SH*T! I MUST COMPLETE MY PROJECT!

*Pulls copper bolt out of his head and throws it at the crossbowgoblin, then continues working*
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Quote from: AWdeV on April 11, 2012, 04:06:39 pm
Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2279 on: April 28, 2012, 11:55:33 am »
BUT THE ARTIFACT WILL BE AS USEFUL AS A PIG TAIL EAR RING D:
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