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[Corai]

If we can get there and kill the trolls without many casualties I'll help

Okay. What weapon do you want? I only got copper to work with, but whatever it is, I can easily make a masterwork of it.

Half that copper just got stolen, I keep sleepers everywhere. Just cause half my army is dead does not mean I still dont have copper-spies.


So enjoy your 4500 bars.

[Saurinae]

I guess that means i get to be a near legendary armor smith until i get a mood?

[Saurinae]

Okay. What weapon do you want? I only got copper to work with, but whatever it is, I can easily make a masterwork of it.

I'll keep my silver claymore.

[Orky_Boss]

Okay. What weapon do you want? I only got copper to work with, but whatever it is, I can easily make a masterwork of it.

I'll keep my silver claymore.

Okay. Fine by me.

*bunch of typing*

Alright. When I unpause, all of these zombies are going to charge into the mine shaft and will target the Trolls. However, I suggest moving out of the way so they don't trample you to death. Saurinae. You can either tail behind them, or you can try to outrun them, leading from the front.

Unpausing in 3...2...

*click*

*FPS drops to 50 as 3000 zombies path to the Trolls*

[Saurinae]

*Sprints ahead at top speed*

[Orky_Boss]

*The Trolls are promply slaughtered and raised, with Saurinae personally having killed half the pack by the time the zombies reached them without taking a scratch*

Alright. ZOMBIES, BACK TO THE GATES!

*FPS drop*

To anyone that knows how to use a pick! MINE THAT CASSARITE!

[Corai]

*The Trolls are promply slaughtered and raised, with Saurinae personally having killed half the pack by the time the zombies reached them without taking a scratch*

Alright. ZOMBIES, BACK TO THE GATES!

*FPS drop*

To anyone that knows how to use a pick! MINE THAT CASSARITE!

Two kobolds with shovels arrive.

[Orky_Boss]

You two! What is your mining skill!?

[Corai]

You two! What is your mining skill!?

Adept

Grand Master

[Saurinae]

*pulls out a copper pick and starts mining*

[Corai]

*pulls out a copper pick and starts mining*

Saurinae is knocked flat on the ground with the speed the kobolds are digging.


.....You just got out-dug BY A KOBOLD! Pair.

[Saurinae]

Saurinae is knocked flat on the ground with the speed the kobolds are digging.


.....You just got out-dug BY A KOBOLD! Pair.

Ooof. I need to improve

[Corai]

Anyone notice that KodKod has not been on lately?



HUZZAH! WERE FREE!

[Loud Whispers]

Corai, where do you source your minions? You somehow keep re-raising armies, despite horrendous casualties on a seemingly hourly scale.

[Corai]

Corai, where do you source your minions? You somehow keep re-raising armies, despite horrendous casualties on a seemingly hourly scale.

Like this.

Kobold on one side of the room, a boy on the other. I get 12 more soldiers in a year or two.



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A year later.......


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Parents.

Kids.