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[Loud Whispers]

Also, I'm a weaponsmith, not an armorer, so most of the armour pieces will be around no modifier to finely crafted.

1. Take copper
3. Begin forging mail shirts and greaves
9. Too big for Kobolds
15. Legendary armourer
489. Melt down armour = Free copper

[Corai]

Also, I'm a weaponsmith, not an armorer, so most of the armour pieces will be around no modifier to finely crafted.

1. Take copper
3. Begin forging mail shirts and greaves
9. Too big for Kobolds
15. Legendary armourer
489. Melt down armour = Free copper

......

Guess my army will be fighting in loincloths. COUGHCOUGH I MEAN PANCAKES!

[Orky_Boss]

*nods at loudwhispers, then begins crafting breastplates after making 10 spears*

After this I'll just need to get a whole lot of tin...

[Corai]

......

Ill be......out burning trees.


Yeah, trees.


287 kobolds suddenly jump out of bushes and run off.

[Fen]

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This is an engraving of many kobolds. The kobolds are plotting. The kobolds are armoured. The kobolds have weapons. The kobolds are sitting upon the corpses of elves. This relates to a great war, an unspecified amount of time in the future.

[Orky_Boss]

*stops working on breastsplates after crafting 30 to get a drink, grabbing his masterwork steel short sword along the way and attaching it's sheath to his belt*

I forgot to mention I'm an adept swordsdwarf and proficient Dodger. You make one move towards this fortress, I will activate the traps and will personally hunt you down.

[Corai]

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This is an engraving of many kobolds. The kobolds are plotting. The kobolds are armoured. The kobolds have weapons. The kobolds are sitting upon the corpses of elves. This relates to a great war, an unspecified amount of time in the future.

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kkk                                                  k            K
k  kk
kkk              kk                             k       kk
kk      k    k


This is a engraving of kobolds and dwarves, the kobolds are attacking, the dwarves are bracing, CoraiUnki is watching. CoraiUnki is engraved in Bauxite.

*stops working on breastsplates after crafting 30 to get a drink, grabbing his masterwork steel short sword along the way and attaching it's sheath to his belt*

I forgot to mention I'm an adept swordsdwarf and proficient Dodger. You make one move towards this fortress, I will activate the traps and will personally hunt you down.

I have no quarrel with you dwarf! Its the elves im after.

This fortress is going down though. Get your catapults ready, cause kobolds will be climbing in your windows-no, not doing it.

[Orky_Boss]

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This is an engraving of Orky_Boss. This is an engraving of kobolds. Orky_Boss is in a martial trance. Gorky_Boss is striking down the kobolds. The kobolds are screaming. This image relates to the kobold ambush at The Twelfth Bay in an unspecified amount of time in the future.

[Corai]

Ambush? Hah. My fictional kobolds are on par with elves with strategy.



ITS MORE LIKE THIS.


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More like that. Must I say whats happening?

[Orky_Boss]

Don't worry. I already know. I killed the ten kobolds with copper spears, then proceeded to increase to being a talented Dodger, all the while slaughtering weaponless kobolds.

[Corai]

Okay, its one thing killing my evil army that wants to make elves excint, its another killing (as much as they can be) innocent kobolds!

Just wait until the OP wrestlers come!

[Orky_Boss]

Okay, its one thing killing my evil army that wants to make elves excint, its another killing (as much as they can be) innocent kobolds!

Just wait until the OP wrestlers come!

*shrug* okay. *pulls out bag of sharp rocks* I need to practice my throwing skills anyways.

[Corai]

No, really, there WAAAAY OP, and theres hundreds.


I mean, have you SEEN what these bastards do? They shred steel-clad dwarves.

[Loud Whispers]

Steel-clad?

Meh.

Axelord has no need for armour. Wrestlers have need of their arms.

[Corai]

Steel-clad?

Meh.

Axelord has no need for armour. Wrestlers have need of their arms.

Get in a wrestling ring with kobold



Get mangled in ways you didnt know was possible