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[Splint]

As I peviously said, we would be as gods thanks to our smarts and some members of this group having the knowlege to take said smarts and give the world a giant middle finger with them.

[Corai]

I wonder how many people here think I am so unstable I think im a real kobold.




I bet more then half of you. I certainly are insane enough to do that in real life.

[Splint]

I just pegged you as a bit off. Cause all of us here are.

[Corai]

Your all insane online, Im insane in real life.





Atleast thats what everyone I come in contact with saids.

[WillowLuman]

HFS: We will encase you in carbon nanotube enforced cement and kick you into those eerie glowing pits you're so proud of.

[KodKod]

I wonder how many people here think I am so unstable I think im a real kobold.

*Raises hand*

[Gizogin]

Speaking of mental health, I have a relatively minor concern that occurred to me recently:

Medications.  I have ADHD (Inattentive), and it's relatively severe.  I won't go into the details, as it's a fairly common condition.  Anyway, I basically require medication in order to function as a productive member of society.  This presents a problem, as I doubt things like Concerta or Focalin are commonplace in DF.  While I suppose alternatives are available, I don't know enough about chemistry/biology/pharmacology to know what they would be.  Can anyone suggest a way that I might be able to operate at normal levels, using what's available in DF?

[KodKod]

Can anyone suggest a way that I might be able to operate at normal levels, using what's available in DF?

Inordinate quantities of alcohol ought to solve any problem.

[Talvieno]

Having let my knowledge of horrble deadly poisons out, how many of you would eat cookies if I made them? Etc.......

I'd eat them. After all, just because you work out how to build an atom bomb doesn't mean you're evil. And frankly, you don't seem the type of person to poison cookies to laugh at the people who eat them and die... Talking about killing is one thing. Actually doing it is another.

Speaking of mental health, I have a relatively minor concern that occurred to me recently:

Medications.  I have ADHD (Inattentive), and it's relatively severe.  I won't go into the details, as it's a fairly common condition.  Anyway, I basically require medication in order to function as a productive member of society.  This presents a problem, as I doubt things like Concerta or Focalin are commonplace in DF.  While I suppose alternatives are available, I don't know enough about chemistry/biology/pharmacology to know what they would be.  Can anyone suggest a way that I might be able to operate at normal levels, using what's available in DF?

I have no idea... I hadn't even thought about that... I've got the same problem. lol   ADHD. It isn't that bad, though, although it used to be severe. I just learned to control it over time (for the most part).

[Splint]

Your all insane online, Im insane in real life.

I'm sure many opf us are in reality of quite questionable mental stability. I for one hear voices that come from nowhere, and I at best have a very fragile hold of my urge to kill people who annoy me sufficently. I don't mean the metaphorically. I have had to fight an urge to kill on a few occasions. A particularly angry voice, kept trying to make me do it when i worked at a thrift store. The person had ruined or taken credit fro work I had done on multiple occasions. And I could have killed them. Just would have had to keep swinging the tire iron we kept behind the counter until the bitch stopped moving. It was a kind of hate the likes of which I never enjoy. it's a kind of hate I could have very well acted on and indeed I did loose track of a few minutes in this incident. But no-one was thankfully killed then.

There was one instance where a a fence was all the kept me from killing someone after they threw a rock at me.  (I had to get stiches just above my tmple and my glasses were broken. Had the fence not been there, I would have murdered him, and been forever fucked up even worse for it.)

So a little insantiy is not new here.

[Corai]

........I bet the voices are inter-galactic space kittens.

[Cellmonk]

The other night I dreamt of systematically breaking my friends' necks, by laying them on the ground next to a table leg, then suddenly and forcefully twisting/popping their head toward the table leg, then twisting forcefully until I fully ripped off their head. All while engaging in friendly conversation with them (eventually they stopped responding).

Yeah, I'm completely normal.

[Corai]

I wonder how many people here think I am so unstable I think im a real kobold.

*Raises hand*

I thought you were sane enough to notice in-charecter.


Your so insane your sane.

[Splint]

Nah. One calls itself Gail though. Kind of an asshole. And I think it identifies itself as a she. And I quite frankly don't wanna find out if that is indeed the case.

SO! Who wants a railgun! I can probably coax someone into manufacturing them!

[Corai]

Nah. One calls itself Gail though. Kind of an asshole. And I think it identifies itself as a she. And I quite frankly don't wanna find out if that is indeed the case.

SO! Who wants a railgun! I can probably coax someone into manufacturing them!

The kobold fires it's railgun wildly, striking down Weird, Kodkod, and Splint several dwarves, then wakes up.


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I WANT ONE.