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[Loud Whispers]

I LIKE THE NUKES!

Who cares? Kobold. You are in inferior species, dwelling in your primitive caves... Not even a single engraving to be seen!

GEET OUT OF MAH MOUNTAINHOME!

*Sips Longland beer*

[Corai]

I LIKE THE NUKES!

Who cares? Kobold. You are in inferior species, dwelling in your primitive caves... Not even a single engraving to be seen!

GEET OUT OF MAH MOUNTAINHOME!

*Sips Longland beer*

Seems im dwarfier then you, dwarf> You seem to deny the nukes, which are impossibly dwarfy, killing all life, plant and senient. They burn everything, better then your magma even!


And I take my kobolds from kobold camp so yeah, my idea of kobolds is far more advanced then yours.

[Splint]

Kobolds aren't stupid. Nor are they inferior given they can disrupt dwarven engineering. They can bea touch simple minded from time to time though.

[Loud Whispers]

DEM IMMIGANT KOBOLDS BE TRAVELLIN!

They burn everything, better then your magma even!

Heresy! Nothing burns better than plasma, and everyone knows plasma is just extreme magma!

Kobolds aren't stupid. Nor are they inferior given they can disrupt dwarven engineering. They can bea touch simple minded from time to time though.

Oh god...

Really?

REALLY?

[Corai]

DEM IMMIGANT KOBOLDS BE TRAVELLIN!

They burn everything, better then your magma even!

Heresy! Nothing burns better than plasma, and everyone knows plasma is just extreme magma!

Kobolds aren't stupid. Nor are they inferior given they can disrupt dwarven engineering. They can bea touch simple minded from time to time though.

Oh god...

Really?

REALLY?

HA. MAGMA FAILS TO SLAY LIVING CREATURES WITHOUT FAT. A nuke obliterates everything., in real life atleast, in DF its the same, just more mobile.

[Splint]

I dun get it.

But plasma guns for dorfs would rule.

[Loud Whispers]

Precisely. I see your nuke and raise you

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PLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Splint]

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PLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I PROPOSE WE HARNESS THE SUN FOR WAR.

[Corai]

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PLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I PROPOSE WE HARNESS THE SUN FOR WAR.

Claps

Well done, you have out-witted me. Not that hard is it? Enjoy your intelligence. But remember.



I will be back.

[Splint]

Will give you some food and shiney things if you don't. Your friends are keeping me up all night with thier squeals for mercy.

[KodKod]

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PLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I PROPOSE WE HARNESS THE SUN FOR WAR.

Here's a fun fact: if our sun went supernova tonight - i.e., while we're on the opposite side of the world - it would appear to be brilliant daylight outside. If it was a full moon, we'd actually burn to death in the moonlight. All while the other side of the planet boiled into space at over a hundred metres of rock per second. It would be, by all accounts, a rough night.

[JJtoocool]

Reading through the last 4-5 pages of this... It reminds me why I would leave instantly.
It also reminds me why I love this community so much.

If we combined this entire community into it's own nation. We would rule the world within years.

[Mikymikmik]

Precisely. I see your nuke and raise you

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PLASSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How bout we just make a plasma nuke and be over with it! -.-

[Corai]

Reading through the last 4-5 pages of this... It reminds me why I would leave instantly.
It also reminds me why I love this community so much.

If we combined this entire community into it's own nation. We would rule the world within years.

No, we would die in moments.


KodKod would go fell in seconds, and be called a vampire cause of all the *Forum Bone Earrings* or whatever women would make from a corpse.

[WillowLuman]

If you think about it, all war already is powered by the sun.