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[WillowLuman]

Kobolds have potential application as explosive weaponry. If placed in a room with two high-value gem-stones (and nothing else) which are equidistant from each other and the kobold, and impressed with the knowledge that they could only possibly steal one, the resulting physical reaction in the cerebral tissue could potentially release several gigajoules of energy.

[Corai]

Kobolds have potential application as explosive weaponry. If placed in a room with two high-value gem-stones (and nothing else) which are equidistant from each other and the kobold, and impressed with the knowledge that they could only possibly steal one, the resulting physical reaction in the cerebral tissue could potentially release several gigajoules of energy.

Kobolds, before stealing, release a explosion-proof version of sweat, it activates when there about to explode by crystallizing, similar to death, but far more painful. It can be manually activated as well, you know that kobold you thought you killed? He was faking! Heheheheheeh.

[WillowLuman]

Kobolds have potential application as explosive weaponry. If placed in a room with two high-value gem-stones (and nothing else) which are equidistant from each other and the kobold, and impressed with the knowledge that they could only possibly steal one, the resulting physical reaction in the cerebral tissue could potentially release several gigajoules of energy.

Kobolds, before stealing, release a explosion-proof version of sweat, it activates when there about to explode by crystallizing, similar to death, but far more painful. It can be manually activated as well, you know that kobold you thought you killed? He was faking! Heheheheheeh.

But faced with that many KiloUmms of indecision, Your Head Asplode.

[Corai]

Kobolds have potential application as explosive weaponry. If placed in a room with two high-value gem-stones (and nothing else) which are equidistant from each other and the kobold, and impressed with the knowledge that they could only possibly steal one, the resulting physical reaction in the cerebral tissue could potentially release several gigajoules of energy.

Kobolds, before stealing, release a explosion-proof version of sweat, it activates when there about to explode by crystallizing, similar to death, but far more painful. It can be manually activated as well, you know that kobold you thought you killed? He was faking! Heheheheheeh.

But faced with that many KiloUmms of indecision, Your Head Asplode.

No, our crystals shut-down our minds, and by the time we awaken, the temptation is gone.


Plus were blind a week after because we forget to wash our hands before rubbing our eyes. Those crystals are sharp!

[KodKod]

When did we leave Dwarf Fortress and find ourselves in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

[WillowLuman]

When did we leave Dwarf Fortress and find ourselves in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

The minute I began experimenting in buggered physics.

[Loud Whispers]

When did we leave Dwarf Fortress and find ourselves in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

Yesterday when future Toady invented time travel

[Corai]

When did we leave Dwarf Fortress and find ourselves in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

Yesterday when future Toady invented time travel

A time-travel device has been stolen!

[WillowLuman]

When did we leave Dwarf Fortress and find ourselves in Cloud Cuckoo Land?

Yesterday when future Toady invented time travel

A time-travel device has been stolen!

Get back here right now! My prototype is unstable! The damage you might do could unleash the kittens!

[Loud Whispers]

Silly Kobold, future Toady is yet to bring the knowledge of time travel into the past. It is unstealable.

[WillowLuman]

*Phew* so it wasn't mine she thought she grabbed? Oh good. And, um, forget I mentioned that whole thing about me having such a machine.

[Corai]

*Phew* so it wasn't mine she thought she grabbed? Oh good. And, um, forget I mentioned that whole thing about me having such a machine.

IM A MALE-KOBOLD.


*gets a stool, stands on it, tries to slap, gets a bigger stool, tries to slap, gets a ladder, and finally slaps you*

[wierd]

In this fortress, we obey the laws of a causally connected universe!

[WillowLuman]

*Phew* so it wasn't mine she thought she grabbed? Oh good. And, um, forget I mentioned that whole thing about me having such a machine.

IM A MALE-KOBOLD.


*gets a stool, stands on it, tries to slap, gets a bigger stool, tries to slap, gets a ladder, and finally slaps you*

Sorry, it was just a typo. Honestly, it was.

In this fortress, we obey the laws of a causally connected universe!

This is riredarches, a granite figurine of the granite figurine riredarches. It is bigger on the inside. On the item is an image of the granite figurine riredarches.

[wierd]

*Phew* so it wasn't mine she thought she grabbed? Oh good. And, um, forget I mentioned that whole thing about me having such a machine.

IM A MALE-KOBOLD.


*gets a stool, stands on it, tries to slap, gets a bigger stool, tries to slap, gets a ladder, and finally slaps you*

The way you and king pervertbeard were carousing the other day, you could have fooled me!