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[Teneb]

"Odd, why are the walls suddenly warmer."

That? Oh it's just the... heating system. Yeah. Nothing to worry about.

[Crossroads Inc.]

HEAR YE HEAR YE!

As overlord of the thread, if IF A community Multi game shall come of this... I herby Decree whatever map is picked MUST have the following!!!
*Volcano!
*50 to 60 zLevel mountain
*River, not just a nampy pamby stream, but a river with CARP and SPONGES

Additional points will be awarded if such a site can be found with:
*Freezing weather in winter.
*Evil or Sinister biome
*A "Curious Underground Structure"

[Old Greg]

I just know someone would immediately grab a pick and make a beeline for the HFS.

Either that, or the minute someone suspects a vampire, we'd all systematically murder each other out of suspicion.

[wierd]

And waste a perfectly good vampire!?

Nonsense!

Lock him in the ubliette for a few years until his clothes rot off, he goes berzerk from being naked, and then we can turn him loose on the outside world!

[Kofthefens]

I would probably be:

Expert Potter
Skilled glass maker
Accomplished record keeper
Talented organizer
Adept grower
Expert siege engineer

[IT 000]

I promise you, as the General of this... fort... I will hammer anyone wearing purple, forbid the export of rock pots, and mandate the construction of rock pots.

And if you lackey's don't like how I roll, I will make a giant network of pumps that spews out a system of binary to mod the world and make every single one of you sober manwerepigs.

By the way, Lord Whispers you're in the military now, pick up your stick and go pound on that sponge for a few seasons.

[Urist Da Vinci]

And waste a perfectly good vampire!?

Nonsense!

Lock him in the ubliette for a few years until his clothes rot off, he goes berzerk from being naked, and then we can turn him loose on the outside world!

If we entomb a vampire, and he doesn't go berserk, it will make the fort live nearly forever no matter what happens to everyone else.

[Cusi]

I want to be an herbalist! I can pick flowers, and plants, and lots of bee friends to befriend ... did you see that there?

[KodKod]

I want to be an herbalist! I can pick flowers, and plants, and lots of bee friends to befriend ... did you see that there?

Who let the elf into the fortress?

[kaijyuu]

I think he's Crackle's cousin.

[wierd]

If its Keebler, we can set it to work making delicious cookies!

[SRD]

I'd be a king, lazy as fuck and does nothing but wastes resources.

[Mapleguy555]

Mapleguy555, Spartan Rush Captain, has cometh.

Mapleguy555 has become enraged.
Mapleguy555 kicks the dwarf king SRD.
SRD falls into the 5x5 well/pit.
Mapleguy555 is no longer enraged.

[SRD]

dwarf king SRD with a broken pinkietoe climbs out.
dwarf king SRD sentences MapleGuy555 to execution for attempted assassination and treason.
MapleGuy555 is forced to kill himself.
Mapleguy555 has been struck down.

[Loud Whispers]

By the way, Lord Whispers you're in the military now, pick up your stick and go pound on that sponge for a few seasons.

*Legendary SwordsDorf*