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[wierd]

Weird Joykill has been taken by a fey mood!

Weird Joykill cancels create green glass pot. Taken by mood.

Weird Joykill has claimed a glassworks!
(Stands around inside screaming.)

[kaijyuu]

Kaijyuu idles in his room with No Job and a happiness of about 80.

[Loud Whispers]

Call it the 12 Bays of Forever.
THE MOLTEN COGS! STRIKE THE EARTH!
ToadyOne the Great + Threetoe, legendary soap makers

Well with you there at least we'd have a Legendary +5 Conversationalist.

Instant mayor ftw.

Loud Whispers has mandated the construction of several trillion slade statues of cheese.

[Wannazzaki]

Wellp. I'm fucked. Time to go drink myself to death. Wait..what do you mean no one has a still up and running? FFFFF

Wannazzaki has gone stark raving mad!

[Talvieno]

I'd be content to be a miner/mason I think... I'd typically stay low-key, but nobody knows what I'm constructing in the room behind that little hole in the wall behind my bed when I'm on break.

Honestly, could we be a goblin dark fortress? That'd be fun. I could be one of the humans they've captured and turned to their evil ways. Goblins seem smarter than dwarves sometimes, anyway.

Plus, goblins are inherently evil. That appeals to me somehow.

[wierd]

(Flashing purple ! )

[Garath]

Firstly, massive booze production.
Secondly... we're not actually sure.  Once we're all hammered then nature will take its course.

I can brew!

[Talvieno]

Firstly, massive booze production.
Secondly... we're not actually sure.  Once we're all hammered then nature will take its course.

I can brew!

There we go, now we have a brewer.   And Loud Whispers would definitely wind up being the mayor... At which point we'd probably be screwed. Which would be Fun.

[Ultimuh]

My bunker is done.. now I need a bridge, a deep pit and some supplies to survive for at least three five years.

[Teneb]

I, Deathsword, would like to become the Sheriff and repress all tantrums with envious quantities of violence improve morale!

I'd also vote LW for mayor.

The fort would be named The Twelfth Bay as stated above. Obviously.


I also have no idea where this thread will end up resulting in.

[Gizogin]

Gizogin, Chief Medical Dwarf is here!

My hospital would be incredibly well-stocked, with its own private reservoir of the freshest water and its own private larder.  It would have space for fifty dwarves at a time in luxurious comfort.  My medical staff would be five of the finest dwarven doctors, handpicked by me.

Of course, it wouldn't do to let my staff and I sit idle and forget all our training, would it?  That's why we'd surreptitiously set up random spike traps throughout the fortress, to keep us in practice.

Infections are always a problem, even in the most advanced of facilities.  That's why, in addition to the usual soap, the hospital would be linked up to a magma tank.  When the floors, beds, and tables become too dirty with blood, vomit, pus, and wounded soldiers, I'd flood the entire hospital and burn the contaminants away.

[wierd]

Q,

"I must have metal bars!"
"I must have raw glass!"
'I must have cut gems!"
"I must have body parts!"
"I must have wooden logs!"

[Wannazzaki]

I, Deathsword, would like to become the Sheriff and repress all tantrums with envious quantities of violence improve morale!

I'd also vote LW for mayor.

The fort would be named The Twelfth Bay as stated above. Obviously.


I also have no idea where this thread will end up resulting in.

I would request that his humble nutter throw the horns at the bitchin' chaos lord of an avatar, sherrif Deathsword >.>

[acetech09]

Huh. I just got an idea.

What if we hold a 'live fortress', where nominated bay12 forumites* would get on a live stream and all work together on building a fortress. One person would be designated for actually running it at any one point, and the rest watch and give ideas.

*Or some other method of choosing players. Obviously, not everybody that wants to do it could participate.


We could have a simple but difficult goal - something like growing 100 strawberries on the floor of the circus while becoming the mountainhome in the shortest amount of time possible. That would probably be very educational for watchers, and fun for the players.

Ideas? Yay/Neigh?

[Loud Whispers]

Gizogin, Chief Medical Dwarf is here!

The finest in eye-removal corkscrew technologies!

I think elevating Threetoe and ToadyOne to deity status would make sense. I could just imagine them going around bestowing *gifts* like vampirism and were-fluffballs for shits and giggles