First, my pick and my scary, hairy, grizzled dwarven butt would be taken to migration first off. I have very low faith in leadership.....
here.. let's do it this way:
Weird Joykill is a former member of the Bay12 Forumites, the forums of madness. His slightly curly brown hair is somewhat long. His free lobed ears are somewhat large. His very long nose is somewhat wide. His aquamarine eyes have flecks of yellow, and are lightly sunken. His pronounced cheekbones are high. His overbitten jaw is somewhat wide. His somewhat jutting chin is cleft. The left side of his nose has a small straight scar. The inside of his right thigh has 3 deep purple scars. His right hip has 5 faded slashing scars. His left thigh has a single faded scar. His left hip has 2 faded slashing scars. His right forearm has a round, prominent scar. His cheeks are cleanly shaved. His bear is trimmed short. His mustache is trimmed short.
Weird Joykill is 30 years old, born 27 July, 1982. He is not a worshiper of any dieties. Weird Joykill likes steel, native aluminum, copper, and cats for their aloofness. Whenever possible, he prefers to consume beef, chicken, and plump helmets. He prefers to drink prickeberry wine and sunshine. He absolutely detests large roaches.
He has a firm grasp of literature, a strong interest in sciences and facts, a moderate sense of art, and normal musical ability, but has poor patience for stupidity in others, a poor sense of social situations, and a strong dislike of authority. He doesn't mind woring outdoors and complains only mildly about inclement weather. He needs alcohol to get through the working day.
A short hardy creature fond of food and drink.
Primary skills:
Glassworker
Cook
Mechanics
Architecture
Judge of intent
Liar
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