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Broseph Stalin

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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2012, 09:18:16 am »
Remember to breed selectively. You want the fattest and most muscular crundle possible.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2012, 09:19:32 am »
IMO if they are bred in captivity they should be double the size, as they are being well fed and taken care off compared to their savage ancestors that had to live on the scraps of the caverns.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2012, 09:20:33 am »
Your civilization now knows some information about taming the wild crundles of the area.

And damnit. My autocorrect keeps replacing crundle with 'curdle'.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2012, 09:21:10 am »
Gtfo your iPhone then.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2012, 10:43:01 am »
Quote from: parlor_tricks on April 03, 2012, 07:38:48 am
My eggs haven't hatched though - I've had to forbid them to prevent dwarves from constantly stealing them, is that why?

I have a clutch of 8 which havent hatched in more than 2 seasons.

Here's the thing about eggses, you can't step on the eggses. It won't break them but it makes them infertile. But trainers stand in the same square as their charges when they reinforce training. Your trainers are stepping on your eggses.

I build nest box airlocks. This is a 1x4 hallway with a nest box at the end and a door right next to it. Pen zone extends past the door. Lock door. Pen egg layer. Unlock door. Egg layer claims box, re-lock door. No stomped eggs
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2012, 10:45:24 am »
crundles = STOMPSES ON DEM

I wish catses laid eggsies
I would tapdance on dem bitchez
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2012, 10:47:59 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 10:45:24 am
crundles = STOMPSES ON DEM

I wish catses laid eggsies
I would tapdance on dem bitchez

I'm picturing you as an australian gollum. "I STICKSES MY FINGER UP IT'S PRECIOUS TO PISS IT OFF WE DOES"
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2012, 10:48:29 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 09:21:10 am
Gtfo your iPhone then.

Ya, iPhones suck, get a real man's phone!

If you're a man, that is, lol.

FAKEEDIT: edited to correct autocorrecting errors :p
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2012, 10:49:15 am »
How'd you know I was australian.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2012, 10:49:21 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on April 03, 2012, 09:18:16 am
Remember to breed selectively. You want the fattest and most muscular crundle possible.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2012, 10:50:36 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 03, 2012, 10:49:15 am
How'd you know I was australian.

Because you said so in the tea thread.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2012, 10:52:07 am »
Threadstalking ey? :3
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2012, 11:28:31 am »
I have a feeling this is going to turn into the crundle thread.
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2012, 11:32:09 am »
I always picture them looking like this:
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Re: Crundle breeding
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2012, 11:32:42 am »
You'd better start believing in crundle threads tahujdt, because you're in one.

A crundle thread.

You're in.

Not a crundle.

A crundle thread.

Though you may be in both.

EEErrrr....

No
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