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Corai

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I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« on: April 02, 2012, 10:58:08 pm »

Get Kobold camp and defeat HFS.


The ULTIMATE test.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 11:00:55 pm »

That wouldn't be a very dwarfy thing to do.  That'd be a rather Boldy thing, in fact.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 12:28:11 am »

Hell - build a huge kobold fort, reproduce like rabbits, give 3/4 of them bows and a quarter of them spears, and let your little minions go at it.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 12:35:19 am »

Hell - build a huge kobold fort, reproduce like rabbits, give 3/4 of them bows and a quarter of them spears, and let your little minions go at it.

And watch as a single fire-breath takes 3/4 of them out and a Steel-demon rapes slaughters the rest.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 12:38:59 am »

Hell - build a huge kobold fort, reproduce like rabbits, give 3/4 of them bows and a quarter of them spears, and let your little minions go at it.

And watch as a single fire-breath takes 3/4 of them out and a Steel-demon rapes slaughters the rest.

Thank god shields protect against fire like that, there are no steel demons, and you can slowly introduce your kobolds a few squads at a time so AoE attacks don't blow them all apart.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 12:40:40 am »

Hell - build a huge kobold fort, reproduce like rabbits, give 3/4 of them bows and a quarter of them spears, and let your little minions go at it.

And watch as a single fire-breath takes 3/4 of them out and a Steel-demon rapes slaughters the rest.

Thank god shields protect against fire like that, there are no steel demons, and you can slowly introduce your kobolds a few squads at a time so AoE attacks don't blow them all apart.

Demons can be any material if im correct, expect adamanite and slade.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 01:02:29 am »

Hell - build a huge kobold fort, reproduce like rabbits, give 3/4 of them bows and a quarter of them spears, and let your little minions go at it.

And watch as a single fire-breath takes 3/4 of them out and a Steel-demon rapes slaughters the rest.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 01:06:25 am »

Better yet, do it as elves :o
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 01:26:26 am »

Better yet, do it as elves :o

Elves can survive a punch to the head.

A kobold dies if you pinch there foot.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 01:31:05 am »

Better yet, do it as elves :o

Elves can survive a punch to the head.

A kobold dies if you pinch there foot.

At least they have metal.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 01:48:35 am »

Better yet, do it as elves :o

Elves can survive a punch to the head.

A kobold dies if you pinch there foot.

At least they have metal.

They dont have mounts, elves have unicorns.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 02:15:51 am »

Suddenly rooting for the HFS here.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 09:11:17 am »

Hell - build a huge kobold fort, reproduce like rabbits, give 3/4 of them bows and a quarter of them spears, and let your little minions go at it.

And watch as a single fire-breath takes 3/4 of them out and a Steel-demon rapes slaughters the rest.

Thank god shields protect against fire like that, there are no steel demons, and you can slowly introduce your kobolds a few squads at a time so AoE attacks don't blow them all apart.

Demons can be any material if im correct, expect adamanite and slade.

1. They can't be any material.
2. Adamantine*
3. Materials with the [DEEP_SPECIAL] tag like slade and adamantine cannot be picked by RNG creatures as valid body part materials. Also, candy creatures are ridiculously easy to kill :3 (Too light, change the bronze in bronze colossi to candy and see what I mean).

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2012, 09:12:58 am »

The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
1. Play without therapist.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2012, 09:15:39 am »

The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
1. Play without therapist.
1. I've never used therapist before
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