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Author Topic: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.  (Read 3970 times)

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2012, 09:40:13 am »

The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
1. Play without the_rapist.
1. I've never used the_rapist before

Sorry - But I just noticed and could not help myself.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2012, 09:40:34 am »

The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
1. Play without therapist.
1. I've never used therapist before

*jaw drop*
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2012, 09:43:21 am »

My current genesis fort has ~250 dwarves and I don't use therapist...
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2012, 09:59:46 am »

I have a Mac, so yea, also never used DT.  Can never stand the lag after about year 5 though.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2012, 10:03:44 am »

Fixing lag = kill all your kittens, burn all your excess clothes and socks.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2012, 10:40:45 am »

The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
1. Play without therapist.
What?  Does it even work with 34.07?

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2012, 10:42:08 am »

The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE:
1. Play without therapist.
1. I've never used therapist before
Yes, but you are more insane then most of us.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2012, 10:49:08 am »

Ultimate challenge in DF is obviously creating artificial life via mechanisms and machines.

And then, obligatory "I can't let you do that, playername" and your comp goes on to conquer the world.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2012, 10:49:50 am »

Ultimate challenge in DF is obviously creating artificial life via mechanisms and machines.
WITHOUT having your computer explode.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2012, 10:50:36 am »

Ultimate challenge in DF is obviously creating artificial life via mechanisms and machines.
WITHOUT having your computer explode.

Yes, obviously, if not you won't have created artificial life.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2012, 10:50:51 am »

I thought the ultimate challenge of DF was to not have fun? win at it?
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2012, 11:13:26 am »

I thought the ultimate challenge of DF was to not have fun? win at it?

Yes but there are many ways to win the game.

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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2012, 11:14:36 am »

You can't win DF.
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2012, 11:17:05 am »

I have The rapist, but I only use it to see how close my engraver is to Legendary +5, if I use it at all
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Re: I just thought of the ultimate challage of DF.
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2012, 11:21:23 am »

You can't win DF.

I will win whatever I want to, young man, and you will not stand in my way. *grumbles*

What I meant is that yes, technically you can't win the game, but it stops here. Basically, when a fort or an adventurer starts to become incredibly awesome (colonizing hell, killing bronze colossuses with fluffy wamblers, flooding the whole map with magma and killing elephants whole sieges with it, succeeding in a megaproject, etc), it's close enough to winning the game.
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