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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3979513 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17280 on: November 22, 2013, 02:15:33 pm »

"Uh oh. Ghosts!"

Vacate the premises post-haste! Let somebody else gawk and stare, I'm outta here! In addition, send message to Feyri.

Quote from: Stacy "Cursed" Buttle; to: Feyri
Dear Feyri,

I am sending you this message to inform you that strange events appear to have transpired. They have much to do with the youth, Grate. I am unsure of the particular details, but it seems that, as I accidentally set certain manipulator specifics far too high in order to try and eliminate the amp specialist, mass destruction ensued, of which Grate was apparently an unfortunate casualty. He seems to have been caught under a giant piece of rock somehow - to be perfectly honest, I did not even know he was present with us until we found what appeared to be his remains underneath the giant piece of rubble. I am deeply saddened by his passing - or apparent passing, as the case may be - in a totally preventable, and thus all the more tragic accident.

On a somewhat more disturbing note, Grate does not appear to be entirely dead - in fact, his totally unharmed shape is standing unrealistically under where the rock landed right next to a bloody smear of some sort - I can only assume that magic is at work, and thus am vacating the premises as I am writing this. He seems to be looking at the sky, which is an ill omen if I've ever seen one. As for what has become of the boy, I dare not guess or investigate, and doubt that my limited expertise will be of use in such a matter anyhow.

I will set aside any apologies or expressions of regret for now, as the fate of Grate is quite uncertain at this point, but rest assured that, should he prove dead, they will be forthcoming and of very great intensity. But for now, I must bid you farewell and hope that you are not driven mad by grief. If it makes you feel any better, I swear not to use a field manipulator again in my life.

Condolences,
Stacy Buttle.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17281 on: November 22, 2013, 02:22:46 pm »

(Nice choice, PW. ^^^)

Jim looked over at Lars, then decided not to bother the praying man.

Unless someone wants Jim for something, he's just going to wait and think about things.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17282 on: November 22, 2013, 02:49:12 pm »

With a strange, mystic sort of solemness the remaining men at the ruins of the shipyard gather round the slab of concrete . They Lay their hands on it like pallbearers and wait for Stephen to walk around to the front and give the signal. They close their eyes and lift as Stephen watches.

[6]
Underneath the rock is a crushed, barely recognizable smear of a human body. And standing above it is grate, perfectly uninjured.

"Do you hear it?" The uninjured grate asks, looking up at the sky.
((Do I control "Grate"? And if so, could you PM me what happened to him?
...Actually, could you PM me what happened even if I can't? I'm confused. And worried. And intrigued. And not making a new character until this is over, just to be on the safe side.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Creamy Child Center
« Reply #17283 on: November 22, 2013, 03:06:17 pm »

"Hear what, small child?" STEPHEN HAWKING asks of the possible possessee.

((I am disappoint that the thread title isn't "Creamy Child Center" now :(...BUT IT WILL BE FOR THIS POST!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17284 on: November 22, 2013, 03:19:10 pm »

((Well, that isn't ominous at all.

Too bad we couldn't get the real Grate back, but at least that was a chance. Right now I would advise people to exercise extreme caution... insofar as IC knowledge allows. I know of at least two people who would, IC, be very susceptible to trusting this Grate, despite any and all reason. And a few who should have less inclination to feel less suspicious, Anton included - for all he knows, that rock could have missed Grate.))
((Lyra is still stuck on top of LESHO-tube-tower, and Feyri is... I think she's at the Sword at this point.))

(( You are both at the Sword. Have fun! ))

Wordlessly help Jim to his feet so he can get to the infirmary. Go grab a hover trolley to unload our dead.

Once the casualties are unloaded, head back to the roof and pickup Lyra and Gorat (and Tack, if Feryi hasn't already made it back to the Sword with his corpse)

You help Jim to the infirmary. Then Anton. Then Lars, then Jack's body, then...it becomes a blur of injured men and blood.

Finally, you get your ship emptied of people and walk back to the cockpit, boots squeaking through a thin coating of blood on the floor. The trip to get the people stranded on the roof is a short one and you're back in minutes, unloading them the same way.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17285 on: November 22, 2013, 03:21:38 pm »

"Uh oh. Ghosts!"

Vacate the premises post-haste! Let somebody else gawk and stare, I'm outta here! In addition, send message to Feyri.

Quote from: Stacy "Cursed" Buttle; to: Feyri
Dear Feyri,

I am sending you this message to inform you that strange events appear to have transpired. They have much to do with the youth, Grate. I am unsure of the particular details, but it seems that, as I accidentally set certain manipulator specifics far too high in order to try and eliminate the amp specialist, mass destruction ensued, of which Grate was apparently an unfortunate casualty. He seems to have been caught under a giant piece of rock somehow - to be perfectly honest, I did not even know he was present with us until we found what appeared to be his remains underneath the giant piece of rubble. I am deeply saddened by his passing - or apparent passing, as the case may be - in a totally preventable, and thus all the more tragic accident.

On a somewhat more disturbing note, Grate does not appear to be entirely dead - in fact, his totally unharmed shape is standing unrealistically under where the rock landed right next to a bloody smear of some sort - I can only assume that magic is at work, and thus am vacating the premises as I am writing this. He seems to be looking at the sky, which is an ill omen if I've ever seen one. As for what has become of the boy, I dare not guess or investigate, and doubt that my limited expertise will be of use in such a matter anyhow.

I will set aside any apologies or expressions of regret for now, as the fate of Grate is quite uncertain at this point, but rest assured that, should he prove dead, they will be forthcoming and of very great intensity. But for now, I must bid you farewell and hope that you are not driven mad by grief. If it makes you feel any better, I swear not to use a field manipulator again in my life.

Condolences,
Stacy Buttle.
((I don't know why it cracks me up so much, but I find such "novel chapter" text messages made on the go quite hilarious.

I mean, seriously, did anybody ever try typing things on the go? When you're talking you at least aren't using a part of the body directly employed in the overall motion of walking. :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17286 on: November 22, 2013, 03:22:47 pm »

(Stacy's a robot. He doesn't need to type at all. All that text is done in a few thoughts and sent off with another one. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17287 on: November 22, 2013, 03:25:20 pm »

((Heh, alright then. ^_^))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17288 on: November 22, 2013, 04:04:08 pm »

((Not to mention specific-direction radio chatter.  One to all, one to your team, one to your buddy, one to leaders...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17289 on: November 22, 2013, 04:05:00 pm »

(It's the same bullshit line of reasoning I use for how Jim is able to text so much while he's doing other things. :3 I imagine robots have AR views of text messages they get sent, sort of like the codec calls Raiden gets in Metal Gear Rising.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17290 on: November 22, 2013, 04:17:38 pm »

Locate Jim
"mrow"
sit down in front of him and make eye contact.
((Well, lets see how Jim reacts to seeing Lyra's new appearance for the first time, or if he even recognizes her. Lyra is unsuited btw.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17291 on: November 22, 2013, 04:35:20 pm »

((I kinda hope we're overreacting here. I mean, a six is the lowest overshoot one can get, and overshooting means 'You do as intended, but too good, with unexpected consequences.' We tried to see if Grate survived that rock, so I'd imagine a six would be in the regions of 'Grate isn't dead, but he ain't really himself either'. Maybe PW will give him a crippling mental disorder, or have him do weird things at random times, but I don't think it'll be straight up daemonic possession. On a 1, sure, but a six doesn't seem bad enough to warrant impromptu possession by the Spirit of Timmy.

That said, I ain't taking risks at this point in the mission. I mean, Miya helped lift that big piece of rubble, he's done his part in this.

It just occurred to me that, on every single mission Miya has been on, something dangerous or horrible happens just before mission end. First the random abduction of Mesor, then that little low-orbit stunt with Gilgamesh, and finaly the base getting eaten on the planetoid mission. And now this, maybe. Seems the HMRC always needs to go out with a bang.))


Back away a good bit. Quite a good bit. If anything preternatural starts to happen, start running for the Sword or the dropship, whatever's fastest. Carry Pancaek if needed.

(@ Xan: you really should check if you can create other organisms first. I bet you'll have to ask the Doc or just ask PW OOC. For now, you could deal with the excess biomatter by metabolizing whatever you don't need into a solution of highly concentrated organic polymers (like the honeypot ant). Then you create a layer of shock-absorbent tissue around it, a layer of chitin for protection, then you sever that ball form you body. You know have a big ball of organic material for later use, you can store this in the ship then go eat all of the other sod bodies and keep doing this. This way, you'll have a sizable reserve to use for when you can start growing your minions.

Oh, and I've been thinking the last few days about what I'd do if I had access to that flesh converter amp, and I'm pretty sure I could create an ecosystem from scratch with the only goal of feeding the horde given some time to design.

One of these organisms would be a 'mobile recycling unit'. Think something like a largish multi-legged specimen who's only task is to devour and digest any organic matter you feed it, after which it metabolizes it into that high-energy soup I mentioned above, and any excess waste products are stored in a different bladder. It would have a hollow tail or tongue or whatever to give this food to you or one of your horde. This way you'll never run into the problem again of having too much stuff to eat and becoming too big to be practical. You could settle into the form you like and let this thing do the assimilating of screaming civilians available biomatter. Added bonus that no organism you create will need a digestive system, just a bladder to store this pre-digested slurry (thus more space for other fun organs, like toxin sacks). Couple this with a mobile hatchery of sorts to grow certain organisms and you could theoretically create a small army on the fly.

Oh, and since every ecosystem needs a way of inputting energy and matter, I'm been thinking on how to design an organism to best capture available energy (e.g. solar through photosynthesis). This way the waste products in that bladder in the recycler/digester unit can be reused. Not to the extent of how the Tyranids apparently do that stuff, but still. In a system where the predators don't have to eat the herbivores, but instead are directly fed by the primary producers, a great loss of energy can be avoided (see 10% rule.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17292 on: November 22, 2013, 04:47:26 pm »

Jim looked at Lyra. He would've raised his eyebrow had the body had one. "...So, why are you a cat?" he asked. The face was different, but her eyes were (excluding the pupil) the same as before, and that's how he recognized her. "I'd scratch you behind the ear, but I don't know if that's appropriate and I hardly have the needed appendages to do so." He raised his stumps at her demonstratively.

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What I'm more curious about is that, after we had that discussion about humanity, you would get yourself modified in such a way. I suppose that begs the question do you feel more or less human now than you did before, or about the same?

(Will be busy for a few hours, sorry. ^^^; Just wanted to give you something to mull over/respond to in the meantime, Lenglon.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17293 on: November 22, 2013, 05:22:21 pm »

Look down at my wrist-comp upon receiving Jim's message, then, slowly due to the change in my hands and limbs, type out a response.
Quote from: Lyra to Jim
Less human, still me.
Hop up on Jim's knees and rub against him before curling up on his lap and typing out another message from atop him.
Quote from: Lyra to Jim
I'm like you now, no home outside the HMRC. I still think giving up is dumb.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« Reply #17294 on: November 22, 2013, 05:39:01 pm »

Pan stood there, baffled. One moment he was dead, now he was standing there, being all creepy-like. Pan was glad that he was back of course, but...

"But Pan is a big fat lying piece of shit who doesn't even know who 'he' is"
"Of course I do, I'm just shocked he's alive, is all"
"So, what's his name?"
"I know his name, I don't have to prove anything to you"
"We have no recollection of this child"
"Lying. piece. of. shit"
"All right, fine. I just thought it would have been nice to have some flavor text without you guys spewing your bullshit for once."
"No dice, compadre. Like it or not, you're stuck with us"
"It has come to our attention that small humans saying creepy, cryptic things while staring into nothing is a sign of imminent danger."
"fine."

Go stand back, way back. If Miya starts running, follow his example and follow him as fast as I can
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