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[BFEL]

STEPHEN HAWKING amp punches the Grate-rock, attempting to punch it in half and reveal a creamy child center.

((Though, yknow hopefully not "creamy" in the "you punched his brain open" way.))

[kisame12794]

((Just so you know, Miyamoto could probably bench press that slab with one hand. Save you the trouble of rolling, and possibly smacking yourself.))

[BFEL]

((Just so you know, Miyamoto could probably bench press that slab with one hand. Save you the trouble of rolling, and possibly smacking yourself.))

((Well if he used only one hand, then its not a bench press is it?
Also no, I figure if we are gonna do this, we are gonna do this RIGHT.
With all the potential for horrible failure and hilarity.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Does GWG even WANT me to attempt a quantum revive?))

((I don't want to not try, a reunion would be nice, and I want to see what happens regardless. Even is it's a 1 or a 6. There's a 50-50 chance of something neat happening. A 50-50 chance! It's a win-win scenario. Well, with a 50% chance of nothing happening.
Yes, please.))

Kill him on sight.

((This would be more effective if you CC'd it to Jim.))

[BFEL]

Does GWG even WANT me to attempt a quantum revive?))

((I don't want to not try, a reunion would be nice, and I want to see what happens regardless. Even is it's a 1 or a 6. There's a 50-50 chance of something neat happening. A 50-50 chance! It's a win-win scenario. Well, with a 50% chance of nothing happening.
Yes, please.))

Kill him on sight.

((This would be more effective if you CC'd it to Jim.))

((Kinda wondering where the 50-50 is coming from.
Also Jim has no arms.))

[NAV]

Does GWG even WANT me to attempt a quantum revive?))

((I don't want to not try, a reunion would be nice, and I want to see what happens regardless. Even is it's a 1 or a 6. There's a 50-50 chance of something neat happening. A 50-50 chance! It's a win-win scenario. Well, with a 50% chance of nothing happening.
Yes, please.))

Kill him on sight.

((This would be more effective if you CC'd it to Jim.))

((Kinda wondering where the 50-50 is coming from.
Also Jim has no arms.))

((1- critical failure
2,3,4- nothing happens
5- grate survives
6- overshoot))

[TCM]

Does GWG even WANT me to attempt a quantum revive?))

((I don't want to not try, a reunion would be nice, and I want to see what happens regardless. Even is it's a 1 or a 6. There's a 50-50 chance of something neat happening. A 50-50 chance! It's a win-win scenario. Well, with a 50% chance of nothing happening.
Yes, please.))

((Well, a 1 or 6 could actually makes things worse. Suppose Hawkings blows himself up, or creates mindless hollow zombie Grate. Those would be pretty bad.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Does GWG even WANT me to attempt a quantum revive?))

((I don't want to not try, a reunion would be nice, and I want to see what happens regardless. Even is it's a 1 or a 6. There's a 50-50 chance of something neat happening. A 50-50 chance! It's a win-win scenario. Well, with a 50% chance of nothing happening.
Yes, please.))

((Well, a 1 or 6 could actually makes things worse. Suppose Hawkings blows himself up, or creates mindless hollow zombie Grate. Those would be pretty bad.))

((I count anything neat happening as a win. It can't hurt me, I'm already dead!))

[kisame12794]

Does GWG even WANT me to attempt a quantum revive?))

((I don't want to not try, a reunion would be nice, and I want to see what happens regardless. Even is it's a 1 or a 6. There's a 50-50 chance of something neat happening. A 50-50 chance! It's a win-win scenario. Well, with a 50% chance of nothing happening.
Yes, please.))

((Well, a 1 or 6 could actually makes things worse. Suppose Hawkings blows himself up, or creates mindless hollow zombie Grate. Those would be pretty bad.))

((I count anything neat happening as a win. It can't hurt me, I'm already dead!))

((I like your style.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((1. Critical existence failure
2,3,4. Physics wins
5. Quantum resurrection
6. Quantum existence transfer

Yup, this will be entertaining.))

[Toaster]

((You should probably be a bit more specific in your action that you're attempting flagrant disregard of the laws of physics.))

[NAV]

((Changed my action a bit))

[Caellath]

((Both physics and Grate should probably be left in peace since the chances of something bad happening seem to be higher than nothing - or a miracle - happening.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Even assuming that both 1 and 6 are "bad"--admittedly a reasonable assumption--the chance of 2-4 being rolled is greater than the chance of a bad thing happening.))

[kisame12794]

((Except that the HMRC has a long track record of hitting the extremes with startling regularity.))