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[Parisbre56]

"Oh, come on, you wouldn't do that. Not for something as innocent as a compliment anyway. You and me both know that you're a good person."

"So. My questions. Two things. First, does this battlesuit have any capabilities for independent movement or remote control?"

Talk to the AM.

[Toaster]

((Her answer- it punches you in the face.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

you guys alive up there? I cant help but notice the lack of flaming rubble following me through the hole i punched in the roof of this here inconveniently placed building.

disentangle myself from the mess of heating ducts and rebar rods.
Grab 2 roughly equal sized pieces of rebar to serve as a splint and spend the rest of the turn dragging myself somewhere out of sight of the doorway and roofhole then preparing to set my leg.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

[Parisbre56]

((I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((WHAT?!?! Have you ever READ the entire topic?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Um, no. It's like 2,000+ pages.))

[Radio Controlled]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((Wait, what? Now this, this you'll have to explain. In great detail preferably. How are we even remotely failing here? We captured the command room and prevented it from being destroyed. Sure, it took quite some collateral, but it's not beyond use so once Steve comes online he can plug in and do the rest. And Auron falling down is a result of bad dice luck, which is to be suspected from time to time.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((I dont think piecewise likes Auron very much, he targetted him three times with the amp specialist then dropped a building in the way of his escape route thus ruining any chance of recovering an intact spinal column from the looted urban executor, not to mention the fact that there are now several flights of stairs and a broken leg between Auron and his precious boxes of evil mystery.))

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Jim: Continue to entertain Mesk and Lars. Also do the robot.

(@GWG: The dam mission featured Pyro's character circumventing the entire mission by blowing himself up, along with a good deal of the dam, all of the enemy forces, and a few allies. >.> Then there was the catch the serial killer mission, which is the only mission that actually ended with a fail state and wouldn't have counted for the 'complete ten and win' scenario initially presented. I don't remember the mission numbers offhand. 4 & 5, I think?)

[Parisbre56]

((I dont think piecewise likes Auron very much, he targetted him three times with the amp specialist then dropped a building in the way of his escape route thus ruining any chance of recovering an intact spinal column from the looted urban executor, not to mention the fact that there are now several flights of stairs and a broken leg between Auron and his precious boxes of evil mystery.))

((Well, you didn't have to jump. Or put your head through the hole in the door. It's all bad luck and misunderstandings I think.))

((Yeah, this doesn't even register on the failure-meter, when you have failures like Ice-9, China-9, the Serial killer, the first team to visit the Hive mind...))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((Wait, what? Now this, this you'll have to explain. In great detail preferably. How are we even remotely failing here? We captured the command room and prevented it from being destroyed. Sure, it took quite some collateral, but it's not beyond use so once Steve comes online he can plug in and do the rest. And Auron falling down is a result of bad dice luck, which is to be suspected from time to time.))

((Failure might be the wrong word...but you are (theoretically) avoiding collateral damage, and all caused it and/or failed at once. Besides, not one action went as intended. It's the synchrony more than anything that is notable.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((Wait, what? Now this, this you'll have to explain. In great detail preferably. How are we even remotely failing here? We captured the command room and prevented it from being destroyed. Sure, it took quite some collateral, but it's not beyond use so once Steve comes online he can plug in and do the rest. And Auron falling down is a result of bad dice luck, which is to be suspected from time to time.))

((Failure might be the wrong word...but you are (theoretically) avoiding collateral damage, and all caused it and/or failed at once. Besides, not one action went as intended. It's the synchrony more than anything that is notable.))

((Yeah i kinda see your point, we arent strictly failing our actions but we are succeeding rather poorly...))

[Xantalos]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((Wait, what? Now this, this you'll have to explain. In great detail preferably. How are we even remotely failing here? We captured the command room and prevented it from being destroyed. Sure, it took quite some collateral, but it's not beyond use so once Steve comes online he can plug in and do the rest. And Auron falling down is a result of bad dice luck, which is to be suspected from time to time.))

((Failure might be the wrong word...but you are (theoretically) avoiding collateral damage, and all caused it and/or failed at once. Besides, not one action went as intended. It's the synchrony more than anything that is notable.))

((I suppose so, but dude, you were on the Ice-9 mission with me! Now that's failure.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((Wait, what? Now this, this you'll have to explain. In great detail preferably. How are we even remotely failing here? We captured the command room and prevented it from being destroyed. Sure, it took quite some collateral, but it's not beyond use so once Steve comes online he can plug in and do the rest. And Auron falling down is a result of bad dice luck, which is to be suspected from time to time.))

((Failure might be the wrong word...but you are (theoretically) avoiding collateral damage, and all caused it and/or failed at once. Besides, not one action went as intended. It's the synchrony more than anything that is notable.))

((I suppose so, but dude, you were on the Ice-9 mission with me! Now that's failure.))

((Yes, but not everyone was failing/badly succeeding at once like this.))

[Radio Controlled]

((Wow, you guys really don't half-ass failure. I don't think a whole team has simultaneously failed so epically before, though.))

((Wait, what? Now this, this you'll have to explain. In great detail preferably. How are we even remotely failing here? We captured the command room and prevented it from being destroyed. Sure, it took quite some collateral, but it's not beyond use so once Steve comes online he can plug in and do the rest. And Auron falling down is a result of bad dice luck, which is to be suspected from time to time.))

((Failure might be the wrong word...but you are (theoretically) avoiding collateral damage, and all caused it and/or failed at once. Besides, not one action went as intended. It's the synchrony more than anything that is notable.))

((I suppose so, but dude, you were on the Ice-9 mission with me! Now that's failure.))

((Yes, but not everyone was failing/badly succeeding at once like this.))

((Nope, still not seeing it, but whatever. We're probably going at this from a different angle, so I'll just drop it.))


Try to roll over so Bishop can get out. Then rest. And hope the suit will give me some pain killers so my head doesn't feel like a blender anymore. If possible, use cameyes to zoom in on the direction where the shot came from, hopefully seeing the next shot sooner this time.