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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3986557 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11280 on: January 10, 2013, 05:04:05 am »

((Someone, order Feyri to do something useful for Team C! Please?

I've been swamped with work as of the moment. The net shenanigans of the previous weeks hasn't helped a lot.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11281 on: January 10, 2013, 07:02:35 am »

((Someone, order Feyri to do something useful for Team C! Please?))
Feyri: Gurad Flint's suit and weapons, so that Miyamoto and the rest of the team can go investigate the screaming.

((Any objections to this people who know Tiruin better, team and team leader? It's a safe-ish action, since the building is probably clear, it is a useful action, since powerful weapons and armor should never be left unattended in the presence of small children or homicidal adults and she can support Flint if the building isn't clear.

Anybody knows if Feyri has Medic experience? Maybe she can help with the child. (Only as a last resort though. I wouldn't want one of my bad rolls to turn her into a child-killer without Tiruin's knowledge... Plus I bet Feyri would have to say a lot about the situation if she found out what Flint has done.) ))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11282 on: January 10, 2013, 07:09:53 am »

((Someone, order Feyri to do something useful for Team C! Please?))
Feyri: Gurad Flint's suit and weapons, so that Miyamoto and the rest of the team can go investigate the screaming.

((Any objections to this people who know Tiruin better, team and team leader? It's a safe-ish action, since the building is probably clear, it is a useful action, since powerful weapons and armor should never be left unattended in the presence of small children or homicidal adults and she can support Flint if the building isn't clear.

Anybody knows if Feyri has Medic experience? Maybe she can help with the child. (Only as a last resort though. I wouldn't want one of my bad rolls to turn her into a child-killer without Tiruin's knowledge... Plus I bet Feyri would have to say a lot about the situation if she found out what Flint has done.) ))
((To spoil a bit. Yes, she had Medical experience, but not in the appliance of such in the field. To support this, she uses conventional weaponry knowledge instead of mundane medical work to fix the stuff.

Though, technically, I believe that Piecewise won't be cold enough to apply my [-2] Medical Roll if you make me act to take care of the child :) ...I hope.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11283 on: January 10, 2013, 07:17:34 am »

((Oh man, sorry for vanishing for a few days. Got caught up in other stuff and overestimated how complex this would be to dig through. Just when I'm needed most, too...))


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Faith glanced from the corpse of the civilian Sambo had shot to Sambo himself. She did this a few more times before saying or doing anything.

"Last time I healed you up you shot a civilian in the fucking face for no reason. First promise never to do that again," she said, eyeing what was left of his arm.

"Also, just so we're clear- does anyone else on this team have medical experience and equipment?"


If Sambo promises not to shoot civilians anymore, get out of exosuit and try to stop the bleeding from his stump.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11284 on: January 10, 2013, 07:42:52 am »


"Also, just so we're clear- does anyone else on this team have medical experience and equipment?"

If Sambo promises not to shoot civilians anymore, get out of exosuit and try to stop the bleeding from his stump.

Lukas turned to Faith after broadcasting his message. "Nope, sorry. And make sure you don't try to fix him the way you tried to fix me when I dislocated my shoulder. Without arms he is useless." Lukas shakes his head at Sambo again. "And you. Try not to loose your head."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11285 on: January 10, 2013, 07:48:58 am »

((To spoil a bit. Yes, she had Medical experience, but not in the appliance of such in the field. To support this, she uses conventional weaponry knowledge instead of mundane medical work to fix the stuff.
((So shooting people to health instead of shooting them to death? Interesting approach. I think I'm going to take my chances with waiting and praying to Pathmas instead of shooting or kicking the drugs out of the child.))
Though, technically, I believe that Piecewise won't be cold enough to apply my [-2] Medical Roll if you make me act to take care of the child :) ...I hope.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11286 on: January 10, 2013, 09:58:23 am »

Jim sighed again and decided to just block the doorway so people wouldn't go anywhere before Mesk had a chat with them... but only after he lets Simus through.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11287 on: January 10, 2013, 10:46:26 am »

((Feyri seems very motherly to me, so I think she would protect the child you just drugged. I think 'take care of the child untill it stops hallucinating, then take it to an APC' would be most in-character for her.))

'You... Wait, you didn't... Dear god don't tell me you...

Ugh, whatever. Just keep sweeping this block, mkay? I'll try to fetch the people Stacy just scared the living daylights out of

Speaking of that: STACY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Did you have to mention the potential murder? Get back inside that booth and send a new broadcast, asking the survivors to gather at the entrance of C block. And no mentioning murder this time. Or maiming. Or anything of the sort, ok? Great.


Go to the entrance of C block, once Feyri or Flint are with Flint's gear.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11288 on: January 10, 2013, 11:15:20 am »

Stacy, Team C Physimancer, Radio Room.

'You... Wait, you didn't... Dear god don't tell me you...

Ugh, whatever. Just keep sweeping this block, mkay? I'll try to fetch the people Stacy just scared the living daylights out of

Speaking of that: STACY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Did you have to mention the potential murder? Get back inside that booth and send a new broadcast, asking the survivors to gather at the entrance of C block. And no mentioning murder this time. Or maiming. Or anything of the sort, ok? Great.


"But then they're going to realize that I'm lying like a compulsive liar with his metaphorical pants on fire and they're going to distrust us even more, you know. I'm afraid sincerity is the way to go here. These people deserve to know that a gang of vicious murderers and psychopaths is out to get them... to safety, I mean."

He shrugs.

"Well, if you really want me to, I could do that, I suppose. Don't see any good it would do us, though."

Take Pancaek with me to the radio room again. New message, put it on a loop.

"Attention, everyone, it seems that you might have gotten the wrong idea from the previous public service announcement made on this station. You see, we're not going to kill any of you if you just come out into the open, show yourselves and allow us to speedily get you to safety. Really, the only way you could set anyone off is if you shoot at us or wound even one of us. If you just come out and show yourselves, then don't try anything stupid while we escort you to safe transportation, you and we will both be out of here casualty-free. And isn't that what we all want, really? To be out of these horrible, burnt, destroyed and shot ruins? In short, cooperate with us and and you get safety, clemency, food, shelter, not having to do your morning business in a damp corner of a ruined building and other nice things you must really miss by now."

"But seriously, don't shoot at us. That isn't cool, y'all. So, this is Rescue Radio with your friend and host Stacy Buttle, signing off."

Stacy hoped this was a better message, if rather insincere, especially with that clemency bit.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11289 on: January 10, 2013, 11:27:57 am »

((Actually, I'm trying to hide that I just accidentally gave a child hallucinogens, so it's better if she stays out of the room for the time being. None of you have seen that. Maybe the question about how long the effects last did gave me away. But I'm going to defend my fake innocence unless you can prove that I'm guilty.))

Oh crap he's on to me. Damn, damn, damn, now he's going to report me and- Oh wait, they can't do anything worse to me than this. Okay, okay, don't panic, be cool. Think, Flint, think. Use your actor powers to distract him and confuse him.
@Miyamoto:"What? I didn't drink any. I was just thinking about taking a small sip to take care of all this stress of trying to get this child to stand still and talk to me. I'm an actor dammit I'm not a psychologist. And the only role that I played in that had children in it was a guard in 'Sharley and the weapons factory'. And in that movie, the moral was: 'misbehave and you'll either end up getting shot in the back by a guard, testing prototype weapons on your own body, working in a sweatshop or get eaten by a giant robo-bear'." Giant cyborg bears always worked as a distraction. Probably because they were giant.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11290 on: January 10, 2013, 11:46:49 am »

((Actually, I'm trying to hide that I just accidentally gave a child hallucinogens, so it's better if she stays out of the room for the time being. None of you have seen that. Maybe the question about how long the effects last did gave me away. But I'm going to defend my fake innocence unless you can prove that I'm guilty.))

Oh crap he's on to me. Damn, damn, damn, now he's going to report me and- Oh wait, they can't do anything worse to me than this. Okay, okay, don't panic, be cool. Think, Flint, think. Use your actor powers to distract him and confuse him.
@Miyamoto:"What? I didn't drink any. I was just thinking about taking a small sip to take care of all this stress of trying to get this child to stand still and talk to me. I'm an actor dammit I'm not a psychologist. And the only role that I played in that had children in it was a guard in 'Sharley and the weapons factory'. And in that movie, the moral was: 'misbehave and you'll either end up getting shot in the back by a guard, testing prototype weapons on your own body, working in a sweatshop or get eaten by a giant robo-bear'." Giant cyborg bears always worked as a distraction. Probably because they were giant.

'Oh, good. I thought you'd try something stupid, like giving xeno spit to a child to sedate her or something. That would be awfull. But you wouldn't do that, you're responsible.
Also, Giant cyborg bears were awesome back in the day.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11291 on: January 10, 2013, 12:10:52 pm »

Irrationali metu ...

Over the private channel to Jim:

Well, that didn't work. Let the psychopathic "doctor" try calm and convince them on his own?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11292 on: January 10, 2013, 12:30:03 pm »

Jim nodded. "If you want in here I'll move aside to let you, but otherwise I'm just going to stand here and block the exit. I wish we had some form of aerosol-based sedatives that we could just spray in here and haul them out while they were all asleep," he responded over the channel.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11293 on: January 10, 2013, 01:01:51 pm »

Brother Lars, watching the crowd leave, sets his coms to his teammates.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 8: Death and Butts
« Reply #11294 on: January 10, 2013, 01:07:30 pm »

Take Pancaek with me to the radio room again. New message, put it on a loop.
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