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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3987868 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6945 on: August 27, 2012, 03:47:02 pm »

((That was only in the forest; he didn't say anything about it anywhere else. Something similar could certainly be happening here, though.))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6946 on: August 27, 2012, 04:05:13 pm »

((Hm, right, that was in reference to effects in the forest... Wouldn't be surprised if that effect also shows up elsewhere.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6947 on: August 27, 2012, 04:08:56 pm »

Alright, this is kinda becoming a bottleneck here. Shall I just assume that everyone who has both arms and legs is gonna try and climb this thing and then roll for you all?
((I'd say so, unless we want to haul them up manually or something.

Do we want to haul everyone up manually? :P))

((Hi folks! Back online again after three weeks so I guess I missed a lot? Did we already start a new mission?))
((Still land of eternal darkness. Some interesting stuff definitely happened, though.))



"A full staircase would probably be more work than I have fuel for. Handholds might be an option, but I'd rather not damage the structure unless we have to."

Swing on over! And seriously, am I just out of shape or is gravity stronger here or something?
(Well, low strength means climbing slower so repeated low str lows means slow and terrible.)

[dex:6+1]

You swing back and forth, building up some momentum until you finally fling yourself off, through the opening in the walkway and directly into Simus.

[simus str:2]

Simus, who was just trying to help her fellow teammate into the walkway, takes a terrible medic directly to the upper torso. With a grunt and a half finished swear they both go tumbling back and out the other side of the walkway, falling toward the ground as a gray blob of flailing limbs.

[Milno dex:3+1]
[Milno str:3+1]
Milno sprints across the sand and does his best to catch both of the falling women, though catching is a bit of a misnomer. In reality he more acts as a convenient cushion to their gravity based failure.
[Milno end:4+1]
[simus end:1]
[faith end:1+1]
[faith end:6]
The two slam into milno with a rather sickening crunch, his hard metal exoskeleton doing little to soften the fall. From the resulting pile of weakly flopping limbs and quiet swearing comes a scream more of annoyance then of pain.

"Fucking great, I broke my hand on Mino's codpiece!"



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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6948 on: August 27, 2012, 04:15:13 pm »

"That was expected. And take your hands off that."

Drag both of them towards the wall again and get back to catching duty.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2012, 04:25:35 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6949 on: August 27, 2012, 04:17:38 pm »

Climb up.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6950 on: August 27, 2012, 04:18:23 pm »

((FUUUUUUUU-))

"Damn it, I'm sorry. We should really try hauling everyone up instead. Travis, you're both light and not noodle-armed, you try getting up there."

Try to fix Simus' hand. That is Simus' hand, right?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6951 on: August 27, 2012, 04:22:38 pm »

Gorat instinctively wants to rush and help the bundle  of bodies, but catches himself - he isn't quite equipped to help anyone right now.
"Damnit!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6952 on: August 27, 2012, 04:23:13 pm »

Try to fix Simus' hand. That is Simus' hand, right?
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((I think Simus fainted and Faith is the one with a broken hand.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6953 on: August 27, 2012, 04:24:34 pm »

"I'll let May go first. I'd rather not have her swing into me like some kind of Tarzan"

Travis searches his pack in the mean time. What kind of climbing tools was he provided?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6954 on: August 27, 2012, 04:27:58 pm »

Walk up to the women who fell from above to treat their injuries. Start with the one in the worst condition.
Well... Better luck next time, I guess? Maurice smiled.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6955 on: August 27, 2012, 04:34:24 pm »

Wakey Wakey!

If I do wake up:

Ohh, damnation! Doc, you're needed here. Badly. As well as anyone else able to use medicine.

Also, note to myself: Faith is about as dexterous as a drunk and high monkey at terminal velocity wearing a straightjacket!


((I know it was an overshot, but Simus just knows that Faith just managed to bowl her over and off the walkway.))
« Last Edit: August 27, 2012, 04:37:24 pm by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6956 on: August 27, 2012, 06:07:58 pm »


"That was expected. And take your hands off that."

Drag both of them towards the wall again and get back to catching duty.
You push Faith and Simus off you and then proceed to drag them both back to the wall and drop them next to it. You then resume your ready stance, all set to catch anyone else who stupids their way off a high place.

Climb up.
Seeing how well this climbing the rope thing is working out so well for everyone else you decide to give it a try for yourself.

[str:1]
You attempt to lift yourself even an inch and fail. Man, it's hard to climb with these...assets of yours. They're unexpectedly heavy.

((FUUUUUUUU-))

"Damn it, I'm sorry. We should really try hauling everyone up instead. Travis, you're both light and not noodle-armed, you try getting up there."

Try to fix Simus' hand. That is Simus' hand, right?
(Nope, your hand)

"I'll let May go first. I'd rather not have her swing into me like some kind of Tarzan"

Travis searches his pack in the mean time. What kind of climbing tools was he provided?
You look through your bag at what you've got. Looks like a hammer, a few dozen pitons, a harness, carabiners, grappling hook. Pretty good haul.

Walk up to the women who fell from above to treat their injuries. Start with the one in the worst condition.
Well... Better luck next time, I guess? Maurice smiled.
You walk over to your two injured teammates and take a look at them.
[med:3]
Well, considering how Faith is yelling about her hand you're gonna guess something there is causing a problem. Simus on the other hand isn't yelling anything. I fact, she seems to be unconscious.

You sort of point at Faith and say 'Hey, uh, stop moving your hand. Thats bad."

Wakey Wakey!

If I do wake up:

Ohh, damnation! Doc, you're needed here. Badly. As well as anyone else able to use medicine.

Also, note to myself: Faith is about as dexterous as a drunk and high monkey at terminal velocity wearing a straightjacket!


((I know it was an overshot, but Simus just knows that Faith just managed to bowl her over and off the walkway.))
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You wake up in a haze, the world spinning. You feel like you're falling and the blurry visions of your teammates are coming up in pairs. You paw weakly at the air.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6957 on: August 27, 2012, 06:21:08 pm »

Attempt again, defy the laws of mammaries.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6958 on: August 27, 2012, 06:41:59 pm »

Try to fix own hand, then.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 6: Forever out of date
« Reply #6959 on: August 27, 2012, 06:50:51 pm »

Travis takes a piton and tries to hammer it into the wall, testing the wall's structural integrity.
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