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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3984353 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4410 on: June 28, 2012, 11:17:28 am »

((It's not that he did use the sled in the first place that concerns me, its that he came up with such an idea in the first place and it sounded feasible enough to try.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4411 on: June 28, 2012, 11:32:25 am »

((Well, it looks like you guys are in the clear. It just cost you the permadeaths of 3 people, and the maiming of almost everyone else, but you should be alright now. Nice save by Milno btw.))
((Don't forget all the civilians and rebels! :D))

Begin trekking to where the others are.
You begin your long hobbling trek to where everyone else has gone. God, this is gonna take a while on one leg and a crutch.

Milno gets to where Rubble Man is and checks his broken figure. His idea does not look any better after it got him serious injuries and a sled-mating attempt.

He takes a brief look at Empyrean slumped onto the ground where he threw her.
"Good."

Poke him and check if he wakes up. If he doesn't, then get Lukas' projector and throw it to E if the weight starts to slow Milno down.
You walk over to Cog's unmoving form and politely kick the sled off of him before slapping him across the helmet.

"Get up, idiot." You grumble as you give him another backhand across the faceplate.

He groans and moves a bit, beginning to wake up.

(Cog has regained consciousness and is now able to pursue other terrible ideas.)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4412 on: June 28, 2012, 12:07:01 pm »

May, being an immoble torso, delves into the deep philosophies of existence.
Preach to the crew about Kittens.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4413 on: June 28, 2012, 04:07:20 pm »

Milno keeps looking around for any sign of hostiles before turning to E.
"We should getting moving already unless you like the gravel ground."

Check the path to the vault entrance, only by vision, though.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2012, 04:09:05 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4414 on: June 28, 2012, 05:13:46 pm »

"Ow. Okay, let's see what the aftermath is."

Examine surroundings.

((Oh believe me, that was tame compared to my next idea.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2012, 05:29:28 pm by kisame12794 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4415 on: June 28, 2012, 05:24:35 pm »

Be not passed out.
((You already regained conciousness.))
(Cog has regained consciousness and is now able to pursue other terrible ideas.)
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4416 on: June 28, 2012, 05:43:48 pm »

((Oh believe me, that was tame compared to my next idea.))

((Need I add a "Too Dumb to Live" example in our TVTropes page?

Actually, there should be one there already, never mind.))
« Last Edit: June 28, 2012, 05:46:09 pm by PyroDesu »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4417 on: June 28, 2012, 05:47:59 pm »

May, being an immoble torso, delves into the deep philosophies of existence.
Preach to the crew about Kittens.

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Milno keeps looking around for any sign of hostiles before turning to E.
"We should getting moving already unless you like the gravel ground."

Check the path to the vault entrance, only by vision, though.
The path to the remains of the building is clear, save for the scattered remains of a few buildings and the supercrete foundations of everything that was swept away. They stretch across the landscape like strange,pale sea creatures, washed ashore and whipping twisted rebar and I-beam tentacles at the black sky. You can see the specific foundation where you need to go from here, and it looks just as deserted as everywhere else, save for the fish...or fish like creatures...that litter the ground.

"Ow. Okay, let's see what the aftermath is."

Examine surroundings.

((Oh believe me, that was tame compared to my next idea.
You crane your neck and look around. You're at the bottom of the canyon, laying on your back on gravel. It's not very comfortable. Neither is the broken pelvis, but thats beside the point. The only things around are all the foundations of the buildings and lots of dead alien fish things.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4418 on: June 28, 2012, 05:50:22 pm »

(I believe this particular Meow is more appropriate. :3 This one maybe less so.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4419 on: June 28, 2012, 05:58:09 pm »

"Hrmmm. I need to hold my hip steady."

Weld rebar from sled to my legs and torso.

((Bad ideas hooooooo!))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4421 on: June 28, 2012, 06:33:23 pm »

(:3

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4422 on: June 28, 2012, 06:54:19 pm »

May, being an immoble torso, delves into the deep philosophies of existence.
Preach to the crew about Kittens.

Meow

Lukas turned his head to where May's preach came from and nods. "That is so deep and true."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4423 on: June 28, 2012, 07:55:47 pm »

"Hrmmm. I need to hold my hip steady."

Weld rebar from sled to my legs and torso.

((Bad ideas hooooooo!))

You try to sit up. [End:1] And pass right out again.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 4: Silence means consent
« Reply #4424 on: June 28, 2012, 08:28:44 pm »

"Hrmmm. I need to hold my hip steady."

Weld rebar from sled to my legs and torso.

((Bad ideas hooooooo!))

You try to sit up. [End:1] And pass right out again.

((That must be his body protecting him against his bad ideas))
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