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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3991191 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1545 on: April 25, 2012, 08:00:02 pm »

Jim's volunteering for that team.
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Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1546 on: April 25, 2012, 08:01:28 pm »

Better alive and armed for Round 2, than exhausted and reduced to a shower of severed limbs.
((If Mason managed to survive, we could scrape what was left of him and stick into a tin body.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1547 on: April 25, 2012, 08:03:21 pm »

(Not a bad fate, all things considered. :3)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1548 on: April 25, 2012, 08:10:16 pm »

Elisaz is up for Team B.

Also, should we already have gotten our equipment from the Armory?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1549 on: April 25, 2012, 08:10:40 pm »

If the do sack up and finish the mission by some miracle, this roster will be for the next mission.
This is so not going to happen.

Begin rapidly searching for salvageable brains, starting around where I am and moving to where I thought Adrian and Mason were.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1550 on: April 25, 2012, 08:14:18 pm »

Also, should we already have gotten our equipment from the Armory?
((Should get it now to speed things up.

Also, Faith and Mason should desecrate the bodies and loot any weapon they can find. Milno only has the MkIII in his possession and both a gauss rifle and a melee weapon would be appreciated.))
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 08:19:49 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1551 on: April 25, 2012, 08:16:45 pm »

Mason decides to spend his foreseeable future overturning everything in sight in search of loot, weapons, armor, and interesting devices.

Aka, loot the shit out of every body, container and building in sight. There were over a dozen men with me when I killed the fungus monk creature... They must be somewhere, dead or alive. If alive, I'll have companionship and added strength. If dead, extra supplies. Its a win-win!
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 08:35:51 pm by Ehndras »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1552 on: April 25, 2012, 08:26:00 pm »

Ok, I'll take a spot on the rescue mission.  I'll take a cutting torch, one painkiller, and one anticoagulant.  Or should this be an in-character action?
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 08:28:39 pm by Remalle »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1553 on: April 25, 2012, 08:31:07 pm »

I think all I have is the pyrokinetic and cameyes implants. Here's hoping my robot body can suffice for melee if need be... >.>
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1554 on: April 25, 2012, 08:38:25 pm »

Elisaz will get:

1 Microwave Field Manipulator (3 Tokens)
1 Pain Killers Capsule (1 Token)

And that leaves him with 1 Token left. Since Elisaz is mainly Brains and Charisma, I expect you all to protect him dearly, lest he rapes you. :P
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1555 on: April 25, 2012, 08:40:43 pm »

I think all I have is the pyrokinetic and cameyes implants. Here's hoping my robot body can suffice for melee if need be... >.>
Hey, I didn't take a weapon either and look how useful I've been!

...

Please don't harvest me for my suit.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1556 on: April 25, 2012, 08:44:25 pm »

Please don't harvest me for my suit.
If you happen to be, as they say in Faith's profession, fucked, then yes, guess what.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1557 on: April 25, 2012, 08:50:21 pm »

I don't think I need your suit. I iz robot. :3 And if I do need a MK I, I probably already have one since it's standard issue. If you die though I'm claiming that sucker for the (minor) resale value. ;D
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1558 on: April 25, 2012, 08:53:26 pm »

I think she bought a MkII, worth 5 tokens. Also, you can always retain possession of her body and resell it to our resident sick pervert, Elisaz, if he does not die before being able to buy the goods. How wrong did that sound?

Edit: Wrong enough, it seems. I am joking, though.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2012, 08:58:07 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 2: Ivan: "F***ING HELP"
« Reply #1559 on: April 25, 2012, 08:59:11 pm »

Now that's just wrong. >.> I wasn't aware Faith had a MkII. Well, if she dies, most likely it'll be punctured and need repairs or whatever, so I'll still sell it since it'll be useless to her... unless all that's left is enough for her to join me and zomara in being a robot, then it's probably a moot issue.

EDIT: Nevermind that then. ^^^;
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