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[KodKod]

Resulting in Blind Cave Dwarves?

[Vanaheimer]

"Extemely flammable..."
"Contents may ignite or explode..."
"Not intended for consumption..."

Smart.

Well yeah, it's almost pure alcohol.

Intended only as a mixer, otherwise you may GO BLIND.

I come from an area with more than a few shiners.

It aint the proof that makes you go blind. That only happens if it's badly made.

Completely aside from that, I can get 2 litres of 85-90 percent shine for less than a quart of Everclear, so Everclear kind of sucks massive penis.

[Sus]

More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

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SYNTAX ERROR.

[Connermc]

More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Bonus points to anyone who can make sense of that.

[Fen]

Resulting in Blind Cave Dwarves?

Oooh! oooh! and then they won't run in fear of things anymore, because they won't see them!
They'll only run in fear when they sudden take massive injuries from sources previously thought nonexistent!

[KodKod]

They'll only run in fear when they sudden take massive injuries from sources previously thought nonexistent!

For some reason this sounds remarkably existential.

Are cave dragons real? Are they not real? What IS "real"? Can something hurt you if you do not even know whether or not it exist?

If a dwarf dies in the caverns and nobody is around to hear it will they still loot his socks?

[SixOfSpades]

More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Bonus points to anyone who can make sense of that.

Have you ever had a dreams that, that you, um, you had, you'd, you would, you could, you'd do, you would, you want, you, you could do so, you, you'd do, you could, you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[SRD]

More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Bonus points to anyone who can make sense of that.

Have you ever had a dreams that, that you, um, you had, you'd, you would, you could, you'd do, you would, you want, you, you could do so, you, you'd do, you could, you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Yeah but I forgot it afterwards.

[Corai]

They'll only run in fear when they sudden take massive injuries from sources previously thought nonexistent!

For some reason this sounds remarkably existential.

Are cave dragons real? Are they not real? What IS "real"? Can something hurt you if you do not even know whether or not it exist?

If a dwarf dies in the caverns and nobody is around to hear it will they still loot his socks?

Urist: Blah Blah *senses death of Urist2* SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blizzlord]

I think this thread should be put back on its tracks. This derailment is ridiculous.

[kaijyuu]

On bay12, off the tracks is on the tracks.

[Blizzlord]

On bay12, off the tracks is on the tracks.

Check my sig.

[KodKod]

On bay12, off the tracks is on the tracks.

"If you're not out of control you're not in control."

[urist mcnecromancer]

More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

was it wrong to sig this?

[miauw62]

On bay12, off the tracks is on the tracks.