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loose nut

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ridiculous enemies
« on: April 01, 2012, 02:33:45 pm »
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Excellent. But surely there are civilizations out there with even more ridiculous enemies than reindeer!

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RenoFox

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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 05:04:55 pm »
This reminds me of a story somewhere in these forums about how the coins of one civilization had an image of a human on them. The picture related to him becoming the enemy of the dwarven civilization in the year x, and the poster expected an unspeakable reign of terror from someone so noteworthy.

Turned out he was a random city guard who never hurt anyone, but got killed by an adventurer from the civilization.
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Michaelsoftman

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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm »
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 05:55:09 pm »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?
*looks at this and switches glasses*
*looks some more and decides her vision is not at fault*
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 05:56:47 pm »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Gesundheit.
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 05:57:54 pm »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Three questions:
1. What drug are you on?
2. Where can I get some?
3. What the fuck?
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 06:41:57 pm »
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

You missed a comma.
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loose nut

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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 07:36:24 pm »
To be fair, I do think I am supercool in a variety of locations and my things are the girls. I can't speak to the second part of that sentence, however, and I must beg your leave.
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 07:43:00 pm »
honestly, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 07:46:07 pm »
Quote from: Vanaheimer on April 01, 2012, 05:57:54 pm
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Three questions:
1. What drug are you on?
2. Where can I get some?
3. What the fuck?
What this guy said. Give us your sources, man!
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2012, 07:47:22 pm »
I'll have some of dat
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 08:24:11 pm »
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 08:40:33 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 01, 2012, 07:46:07 pm
Quote from: Vanaheimer on April 01, 2012, 05:57:54 pm
Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

Three questions:
1. What drug are you on?
2. Where can I get some?
3. What the fuck?
What this guy said. Give us your sources, man!

It's what happens when you go all Dwarfy and drink 190 proof alcohol.

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KodKod

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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 08:46:41 pm »
"Extemely flammable..."
"Contents may ignite or explode..."
"Not intended for consumption..."

Smart.
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Michaelsoftman

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Re: ridiculous enemies
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2012, 08:52:23 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 01, 2012, 08:46:41 pm
"Extemely flammable..."
"Contents may ignite or explode..."
"Not intended for consumption..."

Smart.

Well yeah, it's almost pure alcohol.

Intended only as a mixer, otherwise you may GO BLIND.
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