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Author Topic: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming  (Read 155557 times)

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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #510 on: May 25, 2012, 03:03:06 pm »

Can I get a dwarf, perchance?

I don't really care what, as long as his name is Derm and he has a position that gets mentioned often.
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #511 on: May 25, 2012, 03:33:27 pm »

My apologies for not having had time to work on the fortress this week, some emergency life stuff came up that has been keeping me completely occupied.  I should be able to get back to it this weekend.

It's completely understandable.
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #512 on: May 25, 2012, 03:41:49 pm »

I vote that Erush is set aside and unable to be dorfed, he integrated into the fortress's story so far. Plus the name is flipping epic.
I second this motion!
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #513 on: May 25, 2012, 06:11:27 pm »

I vote that Erush is set aside and unable to be dorfed, he integrated into the fortress's story so far. Plus the name is flipping epic.
I second this motion!
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #514 on: May 25, 2012, 06:16:27 pm »

I vote that Erush is set aside and unable to be dorfed, he integrated into the fortress's story so far. Plus the name is flipping epic.
I second this motion!
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #515 on: May 25, 2012, 10:36:44 pm »

Finally got caught up!

...Who's Erush, by the way?
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #516 on: May 26, 2012, 01:37:51 pm »

I request to be married to Erush. If we are both male, I request a sex change.
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #517 on: May 26, 2012, 03:04:53 pm »

Not at all. I'll take Iteb, could you rename her to Iteb McSock?

Okay.  Here you go.

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What're Saint's stats looking like right now? Friends, abilities, occupation...any mining or mechanical experience, in particular?

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No close friends, although a bunch of people kind of know you.  No mining or mechanical experience, did you want me to start you in those skills?  You are one of the best cooks in the fortress now, thanks to all those tallow roasts.

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like a short list of any remaining dwarves, with name and a sentence or two describing skills, preferences, etc. Thanks if you do, Sphalerite!

Here's the current population list:

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I vote that Erush is set aside and unable to be dorfed, he integrated into the fortress's story so far. Plus the name is flipping epic.

Agreed.  Erush at this point is set aside as a character with enough background written that I'd rather not rename him.

may i see my dwarves stats, thoughts, etc?

Here they are.

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Don't ask me how you got Master Comedian with no friends.  Maybe you sit around telling jokes to your pet giant war sparrows.

I don't really care what, as long as his name is Derm and he has a position that gets mentioned often.

Here you go.  I do have plans to build siege engines eventually.

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I request to be married to Erush. If we are both male, I request a sex change.

You'll have to fight Geb for him.  And she has the weight of fortress law behind her.  Also, no.  Just no.
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #518 on: May 26, 2012, 05:15:55 pm »

I suppose I'll take this one:

   Rakust Niltosed, female Blacksmith
      Average in size, sparse straight hair neatly combed
      Calm, friendly, relaxed, not a risk-taker
      Talented metalsmith

Does Rakust like any metals? If so, name her "GreatWyrm[whatevermetalshelikes]," replacing the [whatevermetalshelikes] with the name of the metal she likes--e.g. GreatWyrmSilver, GreatWyrmCobalt, GreatWyrmArsenicBronze, etc. If not...um...if she likes any ores, use the metal associated with it, and otherwise...get back to me on that. She'll want to import a bunch of whatever metal she likes and try to make as much and as many different kinds of things out of it as she can and is allowed to.
If she doesn't like any metals or ores, then I have no idea what to do. BTW, what kind of gems do you want for eyes in that tin sea serpent I still owe you?
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #519 on: May 26, 2012, 05:21:26 pm »

Athra continued engraving his quarters...

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The drawings were original, imaginative, and a bit beyond the tastes of the other dwarves in the fortress.  Certainly, Fishybang would never dare to touch these subject matters, preferring to depict historical events and famous dwarves.  Athra didn't care.  This was his private place, and he'd decorate it his own way.



Elsewhere in the fortress, inspiration of another type was striking.

An idea was stalking the fortress.  It was a common thing for ideas to form, needing no mind to exist, merely waiting for an appropriate host to take physical shape in items or deeds.  Often such ideas resulted in useless pieces of art, jewelry or clothing having no use other than to be marveled at and hoarded.  Sometimes they resulted in legendary weapons or pieces of armor, used by heroes of legend.  Occasionally one would find some individual desperate to stave off their own mortality, inevitably resulting in an immortal necromancer raising hoards of zombies and skeletons and terrorizing the countryside.

This idea was different, unusual, based on knowledge that dwarves were not supposed to have.  It had tried once before, and although the resulting artifact had hints of the ideas, it was not quite right.  Now it was trying again.

Mestthos Oddombecor, Dwarven Child, had no clue that he was being used.  He merely woke up one day with an idea for a really fancy ring in his head.

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It was made from very shiny magnetite, and had a sort of spindle of pig iron and steel, with jewel bearings so the entire through could spin smoothly.  It didn't seem to be good for much, but Mestthos didn't care.
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #520 on: May 26, 2012, 05:42:11 pm »

Daww, aint that a cute little kid. It thinks its metalcrafter!
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #521 on: May 26, 2012, 05:47:30 pm »

Isn't this the second artifact magnetite ring made in Brightwaters?
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #522 on: May 26, 2012, 06:49:48 pm »

4th of Felsite, Year 57: Goblin-killing day

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The military sparring room at Brightwater was not up to the standards of any of the great military fortresses of the past.  Lacking stone flooring or more than the bare minimum in armor stands and weapon racks, it was an oblong carved out of the dirt, the muddy floor patched with moss and cave fungus.  Dead plants and logs were half-buried in the mud, trampled by boot-clad dwarven feet as the soldiers trained.  The soldiers claimed they preferred training under these circumstances - after all, they'd usually be fighting goblins and kobolds outside among the mud and plants, rather than inside on the smooth stone floors.  (At least, unless things went badly wrong.)  Still this room could not be counted among one of Brightwater's more impressive architectural feats.

Today, the sparring room had a new feature.  Ten cages, each containing a goblin prisoner stripped of gear and weapons, lined one side of the room.  On the other side, ten levers, each linked to one of the goblin cages.  The soldiers of Brightwater were gathered in the room, waiting for the cages to be opened.  Nearby, other dwarves had gathered to watch this special training session.

Cage #1 opens...

Phones Delerled, Captain Of The Guard, was closest as the first cage opened.  He charged at the captive goblin thief, hacking it with his steel short sword.  From the other side, Domas the Wallpotdwarf severed the goblin's left hand, while Jacen the Soap Crusader circled looking for an opening.

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Soon the goblin was dead, with Phones getting credit for the kill.

Cage #2 opens...

Ceilan was closest as the second cage opened, but she was not the first to score a hit.  Ash the Professional Red Shirt was watching from the other side of the room.  Ash was not actually supposed to be present - the training session was intended for melee fighters only - but so eager to demonstrate his skill was the new marksdwarf that he couldn't help firing a bolt at the goblin.

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Ceilan then finished the goblin off with three brutal sword blows.

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Cage #3 opens...

One of Phones's pet Giant War Sparrows descended on the third goblin as the third cage opened.  The creature's ferocity was impressive, but despite the best efforts of Brightwater's animal trainers, the creature just wasn't terribly effective in combat.  It was enough of a distraction for Simon McWhale to get in position to smash the goblin's ribcage with his morningstar.  As the goblin gasped painfully for breath, Simon delivered a terrible blow to the goblin's abdomen, somehow embedding the morningstar in the creature's guts.

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Ceilan then finished the goblin off, putting the mangled creature out of its misery.

Cage #4 opens...

Domas the Wallpotdwarf was the first to reach the goblin stumbling out of the fourth cage.  As two Giant War Sparrows flanked it, pecking at it and preventing it from escaping, he slashed one of the goblin's legs off with his sword, then decaptitated it as it fell to the ground.

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Cage #5 opens...

Simon McWhale, muttering to himself about kill-stealers, was closest when the fifth cage opened.  He struck at the goblin as it stumbled out.  The goblin dodged and tried to run, only to run into Jacen the Soap Crusader.  Jacen swung his axe, slashing the goblin's throat and splattering blood across the muddy cavern floor.

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Fritz the Militia commander stepped in.  She swung her steel battle axe twice, completely shattering the goblin's right arm.  She then shifted target, aiming at the goblin's left arm, following her usual tactic of smashing each limb of a goblin before killing it...

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"No kill-stealing!" bellowed Simon McWhale.  He shoved Jacen and Fritz aside, then span and delivered a kick that shattered the goblin's skull.

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Cage #6 opens...

ObeseHelmet was standing next to the sixth cage as it opened.  Smiling, he took careful aim with his beloved pine spear, and delivered a fierce jab to the goblin's head.  The goblin yelped in pain, and rubbed at the bruised spot which resulted.  ObeseHelmet frowned, then delivered a slightly stronger jab.  The goblin yelped again, and tried to stumble away.

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"You're never going to kill him with that toothpick!" yelled Celian.  She charged the goblin, and stabbed her spot, hitting it in the same spot ObeseHelmet had.  Her expertly honed steel sword pierced straight through the goblin's head, killing it instantly.

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"Sure, take the kill after I softened him up for you" grumbled Obesehelmet.

Cage #7 opens...

Ash the Professional Red Shirt had by this time managed to reload his crossbow.  He fired as the seventh goblin was released, spearing a bolt through its arm.

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Flanked by two Giant War Sparrows, Domas the Wallpotdwarf then attacked the injured goblin, stabbing it repeatedly before finishing it off with a blow to the head.

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Cage #8 opens...

The goblin in the eighth cage had watched the previous seven die horrible deaths at the hands of Brightwater's soldiers.  He knew that he was next, but he had an advantage the previous ones didn't.  While the others had been meticulously stripped of armor and weapons, he had somehow managed to hold onto the large bronze dagger, his only weapon.  As the cage opened and he stumbled out, he drew it and faced his attackers.

Two Giant War Sparrows descended on him, pecking and clawing.  He stabbed one of them in the leg, driving it off.

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"Hey!  None of that!" yelled Fritz.  Pushing past the injured bird, she swung her steel war hammer at the goblin's arm, shattering the bone.  The dagger dropped to the ground.

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A flurry of blows from Fritz, Phones, and the remaining war sparrows drove the goblin to the ground.  In the end, Phones was credited with the kill.

Cage #9 opens...

Simon McWhale was in position as the ninth goblin was released, bashing it with his morningstar.  The goblin tried to flee the room, but had to run past Jacen.  The Soap Crusader crippled one of the goblin's legs with an axe blow, then hacked it's chest.

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ObeseHelmet poked at the fallen goblin's other leg with his wooden spear, which again had little effect.  In frustration, he bit the goblin in the head.

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This also had little effect.  Simon McWhale stepped in and finished the creature off, crushing its head with his morningstar.

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Cage #10 opens...

The tenth and final goblin emerged from the last cage.  Simon McWhale and a Giant War Sparrow attacked it.  The goblin managed to dodge both of them, punching the sparrow in the process.  Then Ash fired another bolt at it, piercing its leg.

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Daenyth took this opportunity to stab the goblin in the leg, further crippling it.

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Many dwarves swarmed around the final goblin prisoner, striking blow after blow.  In the end, the kill was credited to Deler, a hammerdwarf who had arrived with the last immigrant wave.

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In the end, the sparring room was left splattered with blood and strewn with goblin body parts.  The soldiers departed, laughing and joking about the slaughter.  "You there!" one of them called out to the spectators.  "What are you standing around for?  Clean up this mess."
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #523 on: May 26, 2012, 07:06:39 pm »

Does Rakust like any metals? If so, name her "GreatWyrm[whatevermetalshelikes]," replacing the [whatevermetalshelikes] with the name of the metal she likes--e.g. GreatWyrmSilver, GreatWyrmCobalt, GreatWyrmArsenicBronze, etc. If not...um...if she likes any ores, use the metal associated with it, and otherwise...get back to me on that. She'll want to import a bunch of whatever metal she likes and try to make as much and as many different kinds of things out of it as she can and is allowed to.

Okay.  She likes Mithril.  I haven't seen any onsite - it's incredibly rare in this mod - but I can see if we can import any.

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BTW, what kind of gems do you want for eyes in that tin sea serpent I still owe you?

Sea serpents have yellow eyes, so anything with the appropriate color: citrine, yellow jasper, tigereye, tiger iron, sunstone, resin opal, pyrite, yellow zircon, golden beryl, yellow spessartine, topaz, topazolite, yellow grossular, rubicelle, levin opal, or yellow diamond if you want to be really fancy.

Isn't this the second artifact magnetite ring made in Brightwaters?

Yep.  Someone's trying to tell them something.
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Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« Reply #524 on: May 26, 2012, 07:21:43 pm »

I thought this was a civilized fort. You will butcher defenselessness goblins, but wont train children to defend themselves using dogs? Thats just wrong!
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