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Author Topic: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 34]  (Read 30437 times)

zomara0292

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #165 on: April 06, 2012, 02:37:11 pm »
Knock someone out. Rip off their arm, and try to teach one of the dogs the sit command.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 25]
« Reply #166 on: April 06, 2012, 02:53:14 pm »
Kashyyk realises that the dogs are just about tall enough to get at you if you were stood atop the pole.

Darvi, Toaster and Kashyyk grab piecewise, antlion and Tiruin respectively. All three fight back, but only antlion manages to break loose and toss Toaster to his doom with the other two. The survivors dash across the path while all three dogs were distracted, Darvi grabbing the keycard (And a hint token) in the process. Piecewise that the solution is in fact to tactically charge the bastards.

Zomar grabs cerapa, but cerapa is having none of it and tosses zomar to the dogs. Luckily, they are all distracted, but if he doesn't do anything next turn there will almost certainly be doomed.

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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #167 on: April 06, 2012, 02:58:22 pm »
mad dash to the exit.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 03:18:58 pm by zomara0292 »
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #168 on: April 06, 2012, 03:02:57 pm »
Who da man? Open the exit and get out while taunting the dogs. Wait for Kashyyk to crash into the exit, and then open it. Eheheheh.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 03:11:10 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #169 on: April 06, 2012, 03:04:35 pm »
So much for the whole "Kill anyone who tries to grab me" thing I posted.

Also these dogs can eat whole people nearly instantly but are distracted by someone using someone else as a shield? I call silliness. Extreme silliness. QUANTUM DEATH DOGS THAT ARE SOME TIMES INSTANTLY DEADLY SOMETIMES JUST DOGS! etc.

Oh well, guess I was wrong.

Give dog indigestion.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 03:18:17 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #170 on: April 06, 2012, 03:07:26 pm »
On the bright side, you respawn faster. And sacrifices are necessary anyway so meh.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #171 on: April 06, 2012, 03:09:19 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on April 06, 2012, 03:04:35 pm
So much for the whole "Kill anyone who tries to grab me" thing I posted.

Also these dogs can eat whole people nearly instantly but are distracted by someone using someone else as a shield? I call silliness. Extreme silliness.
I tossed for it, and you... kinda lost.

Also, I pictured everything as "Shove towards the hounds". So yeah.
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #172 on: April 06, 2012, 03:09:36 pm »
Mad dash towards exit.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #173 on: April 06, 2012, 03:23:31 pm »
You just have to assume when you're told that the dog ate someone that he actually killed them and started chowing down- not swallowed them whole.


Also, noooooo
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #174 on: April 06, 2012, 03:37:34 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on April 06, 2012, 03:23:31 pm
You just have to assume when you're told that the dog ate someone that he actually killed them and started chowing down- not swallowed them whole.


Also, noooooo

We're in a facility with magic pits that instantly teleport under you if you type in a wrong number and kill you by unknown means before making the body disappear with magic. For all I know the dogs have some sort of blackhole mouths that suck in clones en mass. I figured that if the dog actually sat down and starting eating the body rather then eating it whole, we would have been told so, since it's a very important distinction.
 
Because if it had said that, I would have voted for killing a single idle person, tearing the body to pieces and throwing them to the dogs to distract them all.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2012, 03:41:09 pm by piecewise »
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #175 on: April 06, 2012, 03:40:13 pm »
I am going to be a dick and say that you assume that assuming nothing is the best way to go. But thats because I just wanted to hear myself speak.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #176 on: April 06, 2012, 03:46:51 pm »
Quote from: zomara0292 on April 06, 2012, 03:40:13 pm
I am going to be a dick and say that you assume that assuming nothing is the best way to go. But thats because I just wanted to hear myself speak.

Sorta...More I took what he said as being literally true. He said that "Darvi grabs Kisame and tosses him to the dogs. One of them goes over to him and eats him. Ouch" I assumed that meant the dog ate him, not started to eat him. We had just gotten out of a room where everything instantly kills you, sometimes through the magic of game convenience, so I was still in that mindset.

Oh well.
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #177 on: April 06, 2012, 03:58:21 pm »
WHY DISCUSS, JUST DO THE DAMN GAME DAMNIT, WHO CARES ABOUT BAD LOGIC, LOGIC IS FOR PANSY ELVES!
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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #178 on: April 06, 2012, 04:06:26 pm »
Quote from: terkiey on April 06, 2012, 03:58:21 pm
WHY DISCUSS, JUST DO THE DAMN GAME DAMNIT, WHO CARES ABOUT BAD LOGIC, LOGIC IS FOR PANSY ELVES!
Technically, we are doing the game...well the alive people are. I'm just whining from beyond the grave. I like to think I'm haunting whoever got me killed. Instead of making pots with them I sing justin beiber songs in their ear constantly.


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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 28]
« Reply #179 on: April 06, 2012, 04:07:36 pm »
Slow-Motion moonwalk to the door!
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