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ExKirby

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Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 34]
« on: March 28, 2012, 11:40:54 am »
Spam Army is simple. I'll make a chamber with a start an an exit. You have 1Hp and infinite lives. 10 of you need to get to the exit. If you do, you win. The difficult bit? I will toss every cruel twist my mind has at you. Deaths WILL happen. If you do not, you have outwitted me and should feel somewhat proud. Death may be a solution to some puzzles though, because I am... evil. Oh, I'm sorry, you want back story? Fine, have backstory.

The science company Kirbature Labs thrives itself on being the top of the market when it comes to death traps, which has a surprisingly large market what with all the evil geniuses around. However, in an economic recession, the shareholders and potential buyers want some confirmation that their product are good quality for money. Luckily, they have the test chambers filled with some of their most effective traps. With the cameras on and the popcorn bucketed, everyone is waiting for the spectacle to come.

There will be ten (10) people alive at any time. You are all clones or something and are VERY squishy-you will die very quickly. To avoid death, you must post your characters actions and do it in a way that grabs my attention. Do this and you will live. The first 10 to call in will be the first 10, and everyone else will be on the quick shuffle waitlist.
God I suck at OPs...
« Last Edit: April 11, 2012, 04:09:39 pm by ExKirby »
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 11:44:43 am »
In.
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Azthor

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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 11:45:50 am »
Hello.
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 11:47:48 am »
PLAY TO WIN, WIN TO DIE!
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 11:50:36 am »
Count me in.

My corpses shall clog the traps!
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Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 12:06:46 pm »
May I suggest that we cut the first victim's corpse in several bits then proceed to throw them through the chamber from different angles, discovering any sensor traps there may be, and, done with that, slowly push the second victim's corpses through the chamber, checking for pressure plates?

Brutal, but effective.
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 12:07:49 pm »
In

For the glory of Sacrifice!
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 12:22:40 pm »
In for the lulz! BURN MY PIES BURN!
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 02:02:14 pm »
sure why not.
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 02:09:26 pm »
I'm in, Let's go!
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2012, 02:11:48 pm »
Last In!
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2012, 02:19:17 pm »
Waitlist for me I guess.
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2012, 03:27:53 pm »
Waitlist or I will haunt you from the before-life.
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Re: Spam Army
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 03:56:24 pm »
The chamber is set up. The clones are ready. The guests are seated.

Let there be mayhem.

CHAPTER 1: HOME DEFENCES

LEVEL 1: PASSWORD PROTECTED

10 clones enter the chamber. The exit is at the other side of the room. Between the start and exit lies a comically oversized number pad. There are also some vague inscriptions on the wall.

Spoiler: Player List (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Spam Army [DEATH COUNT: 0]
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 04:00:06 pm »
Put me down on the wait list.
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