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[Cyroth]

No, a dwarf baby leather shield, it's what she would have used it for anyway.

That way it would still do the same thing it was doing before, but be way more effective at it. Genius!

[GhostDwemer]

Basically, ma'am what we do is take your baby and refashion it into an indestructible disk-shaped baby. It's still your baby and you still carry it around with you at all times, but you won't get sad when it gets filled full of arrows.

[acetech09]

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Z = 1. Entry.
OOOOO
O>DXO
OOOOO

Z = 0. Tunnel.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O<+++++++++++++HO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Z = -1. Babby room.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O++++++++++++++VO
O+++++++++++++++O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

O = Wall
D = Door
> = Dwarfs Enter Here
X = Dwarves walk down the stairs to enter tunnel, water flows from above.
< = Dwarf Exit Stairs
H = Lever-linked floor hatch.
V = Unlinked grate to drainage system.

Step 1. Draft caring mothers into a squad, and station them in tunnel.
Step 2. Lock door.
Step 3. Send a burst of water down the shaft, enough to separate babies from mothers.
Step 4. Unlock door, station mothers outside while leaving babies in tunnel.
Step 5. Lock door again.
Step 6. Open floor grate.
Step 7. Send water back down shaft, straining all babies into baby room.
Step 8. Lather, rinse repeat.

[saltmummy626]

And their skin tannable.
Counter the bad thought from a dead baby on a mother by giving her a new masterwork dwarf baby leather skirt. Preferable from her own baby.

isn't this new coat nice? does it feel familiar? its your babies skin!

ah, comedians. some of the things I hear on these forums remind of things like some of the stuff they say. but not often.

[Kogut]

Reported as a bug: http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=5707

[flieroflight]

Basically, ma'am what we do is take your baby and refashion it into an indestructible disk-shaped baby. It's still your baby and you still carry it around with you at all times, but you won't get sad when it gets filled full of arrows.

dwarf fortress. depravity at its finest.
also, sigging

[Naryar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AND UNREDEEMABLY EVIL

AND I LOVE IT

Also, someone should do this with danger rooms.

[Lovechild]

Hmm, this makes the old babywaterfall idea possible again.

[FluidDynamite]

And their skin tannable.
Counter the bad thought from a dead baby on a mother by giving her a new masterwork dwarf baby leather skirt. Preferable from her own baby.

isn't this new coat nice? does it feel familiar? its your babies skin!

ah, comedians. some of the things I hear on these forums remind of things like some of the stuff they say. but not often.

Can you make socks out of leather? Dwarf baby leather socks -- Beats that pig tail fiber stuff anyday.

[miauw62]

Dwarven public showers: Cleanses you of blood, dirt, and babies.

Sig'd

Thats a nice installation tough.
Periodic pool cleaning is needed, so thats a bit too bad
Anyway, you dont really need babies, so mist and statues and masterwork pressure plates should do dat trick