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Aviator CJ

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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2012, 06:26:27 pm »
I'm glad I found this thread before getting around to upgrading to .06, I got about 250-odd Dorfs running around half naked, with about 100 of them chilluns. Guess I'll crank out some pants in .05 before upgrading. Thank Armok for my FB silk farm!
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2012, 06:52:43 pm »
Yeah, nevermind, society itself is breaking down right now. The pissed children caused a huge tantrum spiral when they died. Of my 160 survivors, I'm sure 100 of them are stark raving mad or melancholy.

Dwarf Fortress: civilization dies when the clothes go missing.
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2012, 07:00:34 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on March 23, 2012, 06:52:43 pm
Dwarf Fortress: civilization dies when the clothes go missing.
No, it collapses when clothing returns.

Or rather, it happens when they realize their nudity.  Did... Did we just get tossed out of the Garden of Eden?  Did Toady just cast us to damnation?
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2012, 07:03:35 pm »
Obviously the reason apples don't exist in DF is that they were replaced by adamantine.
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2012, 10:56:22 pm »
Where are my dwarves' happy thoughts caused by putting on that old xxpig tail fiber dressxx and seeing that it still fits?
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2012, 10:58:59 pm »
Quote from: SixOfSpades on March 23, 2012, 10:56:22 pm
Where are my dwarves' happy thoughts caused by putting on that old xxpig tail fiber dressxx and seeing that it still fits?

And if it doesn't? Do you really want to be responsible for the ensuing tantrum?
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2012, 11:03:43 pm »
"Shhh! It's ok! It was wool, and old, and shrunk in the wash! Your butt didn't grow 4 sizes since last autumn dear, honest! Just put the anvil down!"

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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2012, 06:54:32 am »
Quote from: wierd on March 23, 2012, 11:03:43 pm
"Shhh! It's ok! It was wool, and old, and shrunk in the wash! Your butt didn't grow 4 sizes since last autumn dear, honest! Just put the anvil down!"

Urist McHusband cancels Console angry wife. Interrupted by flying anvil.
"In the wash"? What kind of elf heresy is this you speak of?
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2012, 07:08:22 am »
Quote from: pushy on March 24, 2012, 06:54:32 am
Quote from: wierd on March 23, 2012, 11:03:43 pm
"Shhh! It's ok! It was wool, and old, and shrunk in the wash! Your butt didn't grow 4 sizes since last autumn dear, honest! Just put the anvil down!"

Urist McHusband cancels Console angry wife. Interrupted by flying anvil.
"In the wash"? What kind of elf heresy is this you speak of?

You have to wash the cloth in blood once a season, they lose their color otherwise.
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2012, 02:32:04 pm »
Quote from: wierd on March 23, 2012, 11:03:43 pm
"Shhh! It's ok! It was wool, and old, and shrunk in the wash! Your butt didn't grow 4 sizes since last autumn dear, honest! Just put the anvil down!"

Urist McHusband cancels Console angry wife. Interrupted by flying anvil.

You done at yo ass fat!
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Re: Will all my rotten clothes vanish?
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2012, 11:41:09 pm »
Quote from: wierd on March 23, 2012, 11:03:43 pm
"Shhh! It's ok! It was wool, and old, and shrunk in the wash! Your butt didn't grow 4 sizes since last autumn dear, honest! Just put the anvil down!"

[Continued] "Don't worry, honey! The humans will be back in Galena, they always carry large sizes . . . OW! Hey, don't blame me, I wasn't the one with all of those sheep tallow roasts!"

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