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Author Topic: goblin funtime ;)  (Read 3777 times)

FrisianDude

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Re: goblin funtime ;)
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2012, 05:22:30 am »

I like to drop Goblins off a height and pretend my Dwarfs are chanting as the Goblins plummet to their glorious demise.

I also have a hydra for the moment but I fear I'll have to put it down.  >:(
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Mimodo

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Re: goblin funtime ;)
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2012, 05:23:37 am »

Well, one injury from that battle... an injured liver... pretty sure that's just the booze talking :)
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Re: goblin funtime ;)
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2012, 06:35:06 am »

Put all the cages in a cramped room with all your unarmed civilians (more is better). Lock the door and unleash the goblins. Your civilians, being cornered, and likely unarmed and unarmored, will be forced to fight back. Watch their unarmed combat skills start to increase. With enough dwarves, the goblins should be too preoccupied to cause a lot of damage, what with all the dodging, blocking, and wrestling going on. What damage does occur can be used to train your doctors.


Note to self: make a medical school workshop, consumes body parts for reactions that use doctor skills.

coolio678

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Re: goblin funtime ;)
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2012, 03:10:51 pm »

Note to self: make a medical school workshop, consumes body parts for reactions that use doctor skills.
we have now discovered the way to not need to shoot ballista into the meeting hall to train the doctors!
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Re: goblin funtime ;)
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2012, 03:55:42 pm »

I prefer not to honor them with a response other than what I usually do. I just pit them.
The goblin's family won't be like. "He died gloriously. Even the dwarves felt he needed a different way of dying."

Nope. An elite marksgoblin gets the same treatment as a lowly thief.
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