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[Xeron]

Dorf me in mah man.
Weapon of choice ?Shotgun !

[cerapa]

Anyways, yeah, the more likely cause is "He MADE us shoot fire at him, thus the fire is his fault. ARSONIST!"

Imagine similar logic with murder.

"He made us commit murder so he was guilty of murder and forced us to kill him to stop his murder spree!"

[GlyphGryph]

Actually, the law works like that in, like, real life.

If you and your buddy go rob the 7-11 down the street, and your buddy gets shot by a cop, YOU can be charged with murder. (charging someone with suicide doesn't make much sense, of course!)

So I can see that logic working here.

[Ehndras]

Update coming in, now with a CREW!

[Ehndras]

Spoiler: Turn 03a (click to show/hide)

March 07th, 2009
Homeless Shelter

    Oh, the irony! After stealing $500 from me for 'rent' while I was recovering at the Clinic, they padlocked my apartment. I decided to stash my gear at the shelter in an unmarked supply closet, safe from prying eyes, so that wasn't a problem for me. Fully healed by this point, I had two things on my mind:

    Revenge, and recruiting. Since I no longer live in the old apartment complex, I figured I'd pay them a little visit... 4 cellphones, 2 cheap jewelry, 4 PDAs, 1 laptop, and a Daisho later, I was quite pleased with the contents of my haul. Though its not exactly freeing corporate America of its political shackles, its a start. Just for kicks, I stabbed a Conservative Fashion Designer to death in the doorway to the apartment complex, grabbed their bag and hauled ass out of there.

Spoiler: Not Sure If Troll or Propaganda (click to show/hide)

   

Spoiler: Turn 03b (click to show/hide)

The next day, I managed to recruit a starving homeless woman called Billy Zumbauch, nicknamed 'Crack Malone', who did a number of odd jobs before landing herself in the shelter and resorting to drug-use to brighten her day. After hearing I had a guitar, she offered to play for tips in the local area and I agreed. With that out of the way, I decided to give another apartment complex a run for its loot before selling it all off to the Pawn Shop. As I entered Shephardson Apartment Complex I bumped into a Prostitute who agreed to stop by later for a chat. I broke into a few apartments but barely made it half-way down the hall before I heard angry yells coming from an apartment I had already broken into. With suspicion riding high, I decided it'd be best to head home to count my loot. $1,220 dollars later, I was a much happier individual than I had been when I first left the Clinic just a week ago.

    My second recruit is a man by the name of Eliah Flanders, a homeless man sporting a Colt 1911 pistol in his oversized coat. Of highest interest to me was his skill in First Aid, Security and Knife-fighting. I could probably bring this man with me on my criminal romps around town! Calling him 'Medic', I told him to come along with me from now on for 'logistical support'. Third came Erika Diaz, a well-spoken Prostitute with a bit of martial-arts training. I handed her a pair of brass knuckles and set her to work doing what she does best. Last came Lindsey Gray, a former music-teacher with an affinity for throwing knives. I figured she'd be a better musician than Crack Malone and asked them to swap places. Remembering Malone once worked as a secretary at a local newspaper firm, I ordered Malone to use my laptop to try and hack into local networks and look for useful intel.

Spoiler: Liberal Crime Squad! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Turn 03c (click to show/hide)

With a (questionably-useful) crew of five, we were ready to start operating as an anarchist unit. This Liberal Crime Squad moniker the papers had given me would do quite nicely! Though unhappy with the overall quality of the current team and room for two more, it was undoubtedly a beginning. In the past three months I had become stronger, more agile, and most importantly, more heartfelt in my determination to achieve my far-reaching goals. Though I'd racked up some serious criminal charges, I wasn't worried about getting caught any time soon. In time though, I'd need to settle down and let my footsoldiers do the dirty work, so as not to risk the utter annihilation of the Liberal Crime Squad should I get arrest or killed. Jail and death were the last subjects on my mind as I, perhaps stupidly, decided to steal a car for Squad use...

Spoiler: Sentinel Status (click to show/hide)

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Hope you guys are enjoying this. =) As my usual RPers can tell, I'm taking a much more relaxed, casual approach to this than my usual RP. Once we get some proper characters I'll dwarf you guys and the others I have playing via Skype/Pixels, and start the real fun.


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[PyroDesu]

I'm in on this, Call someone Aurea Inanis for me.

[Ehndras]

Sorry for the update guys, but my computer crashed when I was 30 seconds from posting the month-long update :| As such, my lengthy and epic turn is gone.

I'm going to give it to you straight, instead.

Spoiler: Turn 04 (click to show/hide)

Crackhead Malone died carjacking a police cruiser, though he was ordered to steal an SUV, and was shot down by deathsquad officers. I managed to steal a pickup truck then attacked a Chemical Plant. I destroyed property, stole chemicals, liberated 3 child laborers, and with their help killed 2 oppressive conservative slave-drivers, after spraypainting a few rooms. The next day the polls came in, and my attack made CEO Moderation moderate in dead-center, and moved immigration, child labor, gun laws, and chemical dumping laws 1-3 points toward Liberalism. Everything but CEO Moderation is still Conservative or Con+, but it shows that ONE strike can influence the People's opinions.

Turns out the Trinity, as I've taken to calling the three kids, are quite skilled. They have better stats then my entire team! Hunter has good agility and moderate strength, Speedy has pretty damn good agility, and Silvertongue is quite the charming little 10-year old gentleman! I've decided to take them out to attack the Auto Factory to train them in the art of subterfuge and WAR. Hunter will be my iron fist, Speedy will be my thief, and Silvertongue will be my 10-year old 2nd-in-command. Yes, that's right, a 10-year old Lieutenant, so that when I die of gunshot wounds or old age, he can take over my position!

THIS IS WAR!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As you can see, the kids have pretty GOOD stats, and my stats have raised even further. 17 Agility! DAMN.

[Ehndras]

*poke?*

Waiting for comments before I continue. I'll be home all this week doing jackshit, so I'll be working on my gaming and writing.

[Iituem]

I think Liberal Child Squad is looking the way to go here.  They're already responsible for a couple of murders - might as well put them on a killing spree!

[jester]

Liberal me! Ill take a mutant, you should be able to get them now.  My only request is that they have high agility and at least 1 drug charge on their sheet.

[Ehndras]

WOO! Local interest!

Once I either die or finish this quest in Caves of Qud, give or take 15 mins, I'll get to posting the next few turns. =)

[Jonathan S. Fox]

I'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

Are those switchblades exercising the club skill, or did you have the three kids equipped with a blunt weapon before?

If they gained club from attacking with switchblades, that's a bug. Switchblades should use the knife skill. 

[Ehndras]

I'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

Are those switchblades exercising the club skill, or did you have the three kids equipped with a blunt weapon before?

If they gained club from attacking with switchblades, that's a bug. Switchblades should use the knife skill. 

Nor sir, thank you for your attention! They spawned with chains when I recruited them.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

I'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

Are those switchblades exercising the club skill, or did you have the three kids equipped with a blunt weapon before?

If they gained club from attacking with switchblades, that's a bug. Switchblades should use the knife skill. 

Nor sir, thank you for your attention! They spawned with chains when I recruited them.

Ah, yeah, that makes perfect sense, since they're child factory workers. Carry on, no bugs to see here!

[tfaal]

Enjoying your LP so far, looking forward to more posts.