*Adventure Start*
Day 1
My name is Flame Kofibudo, Candleroared. I live near Dinnerwandered and its fabled museum. Adventures always travel through my village, asking for directions and things to kill. I decided that if it was so great, I would check it out myself. I picked up my old bronze sword and shield and left home.
I killed a honey badger and butchered it. It attacked me when I was crossing a river. I stayed in a town about a quarter day's travel from Dinnerwandered overnight.
Day 2
I reached Dinnerwandered and visited the keep. There was a shop with a room full of bodies and teeth. There were seeds strewn randomly about. Even more objects were scattered outside the museum. Bodies, piles of clothing, meat, and a toe.
I traveled to the abandoned dwarven outpost nearby. I look around and see... a bed. A cinnabar one to be exact. Floating in midair. What. I threw a rock at it, but it didn't come down. Bummer, it was a pretty bed.
While exploring the fortress, I picked up a gold bar an a gem to finance my expeditions. I also saw an artifact copper axe in a bin. I had heard about enchantments on bins so that they would not give up their treasures, so I just dumped out everything but the axe and took the whole bin. I put my gold and gem in it.
In the caverns I discovered, then ran away from: a forgotten beast, a necromancer, a zombie dragon and a zombie dragon skin.
I deposited my loot on the surface, inside the fort. Then I went to go challenge the forgotten beast. We fought, I made it angry, it turned me into mush. My final wish is this: bring my bin to the museum - while it may not be much, it is all that is left in this dying world. Now, I must die.