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[Rez]

Some D-class get to live indefinitely, because terminating would piss one SCP or another off.  And we've learned that pissing even normally benign scp's off is a bad idea.

[The Scout]

You must try to avoid being terminated. Then screw with everything.

[Loud Whispers]

Walk in and out of SCP-028 until you can barely move. I think that would help you avoid termination.

[Rez]

I must be missing something, because what I see in that scp file suggests that you'll end up going insane due to learning some terrible secret.

Or just the fact that'll you'll probably want to die if you've walked in and out and have to experience the worst migraines ever.

Unless you learn to replicate scp-500.

[Loud Whispers]

One guy did it, and he didn't go insane.

Actually, he went into a coma before saying he "knew everything."

And was re-classed as SCP-028-1, and is still alive to this day. I'd figure that would keep you alive too.

And I'm pretty certain they've replicated SCP-500 with the everything tree as well, SCP-038 I think

[miauw62]

One guy did it, and he didn't go insane.

Actually, he went into a coma before saying he "knew everything."

And was re-classed as SCP-028-1, and is still alive to this day. I'd figure that would keep you alive too.

And I'm pretty certain they've replicated SCP-500 with the everything tree as well, SCP-038 I think

Nothing on the SCP-028 page says anything about SCP-028-1

EDIT:
Lol. 'random scp'
'the scp you have recieved is SCP-914'
oh how i love randomness

[Loud Whispers]

It's on the SCP-050 page

[Rez]

They've replicated them with the tree, but the new pills don't work most of the time.

[Putnam]

It's actually one month, usually. No canon and all, but it's the most common figure.

[Rez]

Frequent enough that it makes you wonder where all these prisoners are coming from, considering the sheer number of SCP's and the number of D-classes who get cannon foddered.

[Vorthon]

You just had to open the fridge, didn't you.

[jc6036]

On the topic of Fridge Horror, sometimes you have to wonder just how many SCP facilities there are exactly, seeing as how SCPs are spread all across the world. And if there're so many, they're likely right under our noses, containing unimaginable horrors that could break loose any second and rip us apart.

[Vorthon]

Fridge Horror works too, but I was thinking more along the lines of Fridge Logic.

[Rez]

Even if said cake is the size of a dinner table.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Even if said cake is the size of a dinner table.

All the better!