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[Chilton]

I just noticed creepykid has no fucking legs.
Slowpoke! I require an image of a kid with no lower legs standing around near some crops and a locked door, with two ghosts flying around for no reason!

Wait. Wait.
What the...
How did...
How did creepykid go from being out in the farms wandering to being through a closed forbidden door?
I dont even know any more.

Now creepykids having a tantrum.
Noone is doing ANYTHING. AT ALL.
Ive designated random diggings all over the place in an attempt to make SOMEONE do SOMETHING.

It seems creepykid went and ran up to Sarek the forgotten beast, then ran back up to the area next to the farm.

Fath the bone doctor of destiny is still outside, slowly, slowly walking towards the entrance to the fort. And theres still two children scurrying around who will only accept the measly job of pulling down constructed stuff.

Alright, ok. Lets try to whine a little less.

Journal of CreepyKid. Date unknown, location HOWDIDIEVENGETINHERE.
Tulon the depressed child just ran by, going through the forbidden door. What is with that door?
I dont understand!
Its meant to be forbidden.
The door, is forbidden.
WHY AM I ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FORBIDDEN DOOR WITH ALL THE EVIL THINGS OF DEATH AND MISERY?!
So anyway. The two or three ghosts hovering around my leg stubs ar... OH MY GOD MY LEGS! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HIT ME WHEN I LOOK AT THEM! I HAVE NO LEGS!

Im sorry, i needed a few moments there. I dont know whos reading this, but i know that the two or three ghosts hovering around my legs are getting boring.
I made friends with a worm i found on the ground. His name is Timmy, and He is really nice.

It seems as i have been writing this i accidentally kinda sorta ran down the stairs and now Olon the Baby and Sarek the beast are just kinda lookin at me, and stuff.
Anyway, enough about that.
Timmy is in the rock salt mechanism i inexplicably have laying at my feet.
Timmy is really friendly.

Im running up and down one of the parts of the stairway for giggles!!!
[[OOC, I shit You not, He just ran up and down one piece of stair for over 20 real life minutes)]

I just realised our stray cow has been missing for a week now.
On that note, imma go into a blood stained storage room and drink some year old stuff from this barrel i drink stuff from.
Hi Momuz the dead... ghost.

Timmys funeral is today. Timmy fell into the barrel of drink while i wasnt watching. Its all my fault. He drowned in there. There was nothing i could no.
NOTHING I COULD FUCKING DO!
WHY ARMOK, WHY!!!

Miasma be drifting down the stair case!
I keep on drinking this stuff, just in case.
Timmy flys up, and lands on my face.
Because i dont know what else to do here now in this place.
But rhyme about how much i have lost... Um... in this place.

Screw it, im going back upstairs.
What could possibly go wrong.
RHTHE BEASTIS HERE  IM CAUGHTINA WEB GOODB
Oh, its just a bit web i walked right into.
Nevermind. If only i could blotch that out somehow...
Im out of the web. The world is saved.

Runnin up, and down the stairs!
Runnin up, and down the stairs!
Runnin up, and down the stairs!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I FEEL A TANTRUM COMING ON.
And...
WHAT THE FUCK?!
How the unloving fuck DID I GET OUT OF THE SEALED OFF AREA AND INTO THE CENTRAL STAIRCASE.
[(OOC, Im actually fucking weirded out at this point)]
I dont actually know what im doing out here either. Fuck it, im here in a fit of RAAAAAGGGGEEEEE!!!

Sorry about that.

Runnin up, and down the stairs!
Runnin up, and down the stairs!
Noones here and noone cares!
[(OOC: Seriously, he just keeps doing it, with different stairs)]

Oh i see. Im out here to store an owned item. Of course, how could i forget.
Ooop, now Im starting a fightfight with nobody.

Welp, im back downstairs. I figured out how I got to the central stairway. Im no longer conf... Wait.
If i can get into the central staircase, why have i, this entire time, been psychologically preventing myself from, like, destroying the evil doom catapult?
[(OOC: I ordered its removal forever ago. And Creepykids been capable the entire time)]

I murdered someone today.
[(OOC: And im too lazy to take screenshots)]
"The Creepy Kid punches The Administrator in the head with his left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
Now im down rubbing shoulders with Sarek. Seriously, hes within centimeters of me.

A miasma cloud has engulfed us. I can barely see my paper! And Sarek is just kinda chillin.

Imma just chillax here for a while. Man.

End Entry

[Shingy]

Yay, update!
See Chilton, we're not dead yet!
Anyway, how many of us are still alive?

[Chilton]

Yay, update!
See Chilton, we're not dead yet!
Anyway, how many of us are still alive?

Realistically, Creepykid and that dude on the surface. Other than that, theres a few kids and a couple of people trapped in indestructible webs and stuff. So, pretty much two, even though the number is technically higher. And Vodrilus, locked in a room with noone to let Him out.

[slowpokez]

Yay, update!
See Chilton, we're not dead yet!
Anyway, how many of us are still alive?

Realistically, Creepykid and that dude on the surface. Other than that, theres a few kids and a couple of people trapped in indestructible webs and stuff. So, pretty much two, even though the number is technically higher. And Vodrilus, locked in a room with noone to let Him out.

Yea I love the fact that even though EVERYONE is dying we're still keeping ol' V locked up for a crime he didn't commit xD
(I'm not very active on the forum at the moment since school started again :C )
But that does NOT mean that you can fck it up Chilton.

[Chilton]

Yay, update!
See Chilton, we're not dead yet!
Anyway, how many of us are still alive?

Realistically, Creepykid and that dude on the surface. Other than that, theres a few kids and a couple of people trapped in indestructible webs and stuff. So, pretty much two, even though the number is technically higher. And Vodrilus, locked in a room with noone to let Him out.

Yea I love the fact that even though EVERYONE is dying we're still keeping ol' V locked up for a crime he didn't commit xD
(I'm not very active on the forum at the moment since school started again :C )
But that does NOT mean that you can fck it up Chilton.

I tried to let Him out, actually. But theres noone to unchain Him.

[Shingy]

DO NOT LET THE THREAD DIE. THE CATAPULT WANTS IT ALIVE.
Anyway, have you played recently? How are we doing?

[Chilton]

DO NOT LET THE THREAD DIE. THE CATAPULT WANTS IT ALIVE.
Anyway, have you played recently? How are we doing?

I play every day. Its just that the games slow, im doing alot of stuff, and it takes time

[Chilton]

Youre right though. I should be updating more.


So, here we go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVmCtXaGnXY&feature=my_watch_later_videos&list=WLABBE9454AB59F682

[Chilton]

Slate:
Nothing is happening.

Hour 1 is over. Um... Ok.

Hour 2. Um, yeah.

Felsite:
Nothing is happening.

Hour 3. UGH!!!

Just to be clear, I have stuff set to be done. Its just... Nothing, is happening.
Egh.

Hour 4. If this communication is found, send supplies.

Hour 5. The fact nothings happening aint for lack of trying.

"Ingish Zuntiregast, Presser cancels Drink: Interrupted by Dwarf Hunter abominable smoke zombie."
I choose to assume it hunts Dwarf.
For the spare legs.
If you get the reference, I love You.

Oh look. A Vile Force Of Darkness has arrived. And an Elf Caravan. Wait, theyre seperate?

Ehehe. A Troll Administrator? Really?

Hematite:
Nothing is happening. The invaders are just running around on the surface.

Hour 6. It has been six hours.

Creepykid is throwing a tantrum.

Hour 7. Chilton has gone berserk!

Hour 8. Chilton has calmed dow... WHY IS THE GAME GOING EXTRA FUCKING SPECIA

Oh. I had a game running in the background and forgot. Huh.

Its near the end of Hematite.
Ive been playing one constant hour per day. You bastards

[ZzarkLinux]

Are you playing the game or just letting it roll around in its death bed?

[Chilton]

Are you playing the game or just letting it roll around in its death bed?

For the tenth or so time, playing it how? I have stuff designated, ive tried enabling every labor on everyone, disabling them on everyone, enabling on the ones i want, tried to remove the catapult, do anything imaginable, but NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Let Me make it nice and simple:

I do stuff but nothing happens.

Hour 5. The fact nothings happening aint for lack of trying.

[Shingy]

Oh man, I can't stop laughing!
I'm sorry Chilton, this must be hard for you!
Good luck man, good luck...
I think that we'll have to reclaim if you can't do anything.

[Vodrilus]

I do stuff but nothing happens.

Ah, it was tolerable with ~4.5 fps when the workforce was, well, alive and kicking. Sounds pretty torturesome now. I feel for you, bro.

[Chilton]

I do stuff but nothing happens.

Ah, it was tolerable with ~4.5 fps when the workforce was, well, alive and kicking. Sounds pretty torturesome now. I feel for you, bro.

Its not even the FPS. Its the fact that stuff i designated ingame months ago just aint happenin

Oh man, I can't stop laughing!
I'm sorry Chilton, this must be hard for you!
Good luck man, good luck...
I think that we'll have to reclaim if you can't do anything.

Yeah, but I refuse to suicide the fort unless its in a blaze of combat, magma, and beer.
And were all outta beer.

[Chilton]

uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

It is Malachite. Nothing is happening. More has been designated.
The Catapult still hasnt been removed.
Temptation to hack in a water source block at the top of the fort so the whole thing floods rising.
Temptation to use magma instead also rising.

*realises DFHack isnt installed because bleh*
FUCK.

How the fuck is Vodrilus still alive.

You know, Id make this a Journal, but itd look like this:
Entry 1: I am still aimlessly jogging up and down the stairs, falling asleep, then repeating ceaselessly because SHUT UP AND STOP JUDGING ME THE END"
k? kk.

Fuck it, Im going to go play Dark Souls for an hour. Maybe something will have happened by the time Im done other than pausing and not doing anything.

Well that was fun an exciting. And its... the 10th of Malachite, and nothing has happened! Fuck. This.

Oh no. A Gray Langur Man store some rope.
Ive been shadow boxing for the last 15 minutes.

Its Galena. How many months are left again?
Oh great. Only half the damn years gone. AAAGGGHHH