Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[ExKirby]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Kirby has risen again, and he brings with him a new game. And the plot can go fuck itself because there isn't one. Yes, this is inspired by Kisame's work. Yes, this will be really silly. Yes, that RTD Discussion Thread is mine. Moving swiftly on.

There are three rules to this game.

1) Keep track of your own inventory.
2) Preface all actions with a >
3) You start with 20Hp.

The first 8 people to join are in. Yes, this is a ridiculously short first post. Carry on.[/undramaticreentry]

[lawastooshort]

Can I join?

Name: Hilda H T Glockenspiel, questing banjo martial artist.
Inventory: Banjo. Red dress. Pencil.
Health: 20Hp.
Favourite Colour: Red.

[Nirur Torir]

Name: King Louis XIV, The Sun King.
Inventory: Exquisite purple king robes, exquisite crown, exquisite rapier.
Health: 20 HP
Skills: Convincing nobility that dancing is more important than fighting, bankrupting important states, knowledge of the exquisite French language instead of that barbaric English nonsense (I'll have him "<speak like this>" and throw in the occasional hand signal and cliched French phrase for good measure).

[raptorfangamer]

Name: arandomhobo
Inventory: masterwork ragged clothes
Health: 20 HP
Skills: Beg, Hobo punch

[Maxinum McDreich]

Name: Will The Fumbler (WTF)
Inventory: Jeans, denim top (assume t-shirt and underwear as standard, cos I can't be assed keeping up with that ). A priceless ming vase (it won't last long =v). A very pointy stick
Health: 20hp
Skills: Master fumbler. Master of failing so badly it succeeds!
Likes: LARP, Space Marines, dramatic events.

I have no idea what this is or what I'm doing, but I'm in

[Sinpwn]

Name: Jimbo 'Spoony' Ericsonson
Inventory: Embossed leather suit, cursed Frilly Hat of Persuasion, Lute of Looting.
Health: 20 HP
Skills: Bardery, Spooning, Stealing everything not nailed to the ground.

[Roundabout Lout]

Name: Rufus Pitts
Inventory:Bent rusty fork (for those hard to reach places,) jeans, leather jacket (no t-shirt,) hair gel (applied with the fork)
Health:20 hp
Skills:Being gross, finding too many uses for his bent rusty fork

[Tiruin]

I have no idea what this is or what I'm doing, but I'm in

Name: Ryte Foreen
Inventory: Cloth shirt, leather pants, cloth handwraps and a flute!
Health: 20 Hp
Dislikes: Spiders
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate

[ExKirby]

Whoa, who said you got items? Or Skills? Or NAMES?

You don't get any, but we need one more person.

[cerapa]

>Join.

[ExKirby]

You are 8 VERY GENERIC PEOPLE. You are sat in a VERY GENERIC TAVERN, in a VERY GENERIC TOWN. You are all drinking VERY GENERIC BEER an have VERY GENERIC LIVES. You ask eachothers' VERY GENERIC NAMES in VERY GENERIC MANNERS. They end up being Lawas, Nirur, Raptor, Maxinum, Sinpwn, Yougied, Tiruin and Cerapa. These names are all VERY GENERIC. You all decide to stop being VERY GENERIC for some VERY GENERIC REASONS. What are your VERY GENERIC ACTIONS?

[raptorfangamer]

>take a random bottle and break it

[lawastooshort]

>Jump behind the bar and search for a banjo.

[Sinpwn]

>Look for anything of value.

[Tiruin]

Examine self.