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[Nirur Torir]

Quaff my generic beverage and try to forget whatever barbaric language I know, in favor of something more refined.

[Roundabout Lout]

>Quaff several generic alcoholic fluids, and bore the other generic patrons with generic stories from my oh so generic past.

[Maxinum McDreich]

so, I'm trying to generically do something that's not generic? Huhm...

Screw that. There's a nice waitress I'm gonna hit on! Generically!

[ExKirby]

Raptor picks up his bottle and attempts to break it. [3] Beer spills over his shoes, and the bottle simply cracks (+1 Damaged Bottle).

Lawas looks for a banjo. [4] He finds one. Tuned, as well. The barman lets him have it. (+1 Banjo)

Sinpwn looks for valuables. [6] He finds a safe! He opens it to find 10 Gold Ingots, but sets off an alarm! There will be police arriving soon.  The barman does not look pleased. (+10 Gold Ingots)

Tiruin looks at himself. [2-1(For forgetting the >)] He is stark naked! The waitress covers her eves.

Nirur attempts to learn a new language. [6-1] ((From now on, please mentally translate Nirur's posts and actions to the fanciest language you know.)) Outstanding, good sir! It appears that your endeavors into a multilingual capacity were a resounding success! Bravo! (+SKILL: Linguistic Charm, +1 to all rolls involving talking.)

Yougied attempts to be as GENERIC as possible. [1] The fact that he is in a children's superhero costume does not help much. Damn that thing is tight. (+1 Small Superhero Costume (-1 to all rolls, can't remove easily))

Maxinum attempts to hit on a waitress. [5-1] Still trying to hide from Tiruin, she gives you her number. She also promises to go on a date with you get Tiruin to put on some clothes. (+1 Phone Number

Cerapa sits there. (Sorry bro, I just wanted to do this turn while I remembered.)

[Tiruin]

>Realize my Celtic Ancestry and origin. Remember my lineage.

[lawastooshort]

> Practice my banjo moves. Particularly the Western Style Hardcore Banjo Folk-fu decapitation technique.

[Nirur Torir]

> It is most assuredly time for me to depart from this establishment. I shall locate the nearest tailor, convince the good seamstress to craft me suitable attire, and endeavor to work out a mutually suitable method of exchange.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

20 HP

Skills:
Linguistic Charm, +1 to all rolls involving talking

Inventory:

[Roundabout Lout]

>Go outside and attempt to lift a car over my head because I can't remember if there is a reason I'm wearing this tiny superhero costume.

[raptorfangamer]

>"curses! bier on my shoes!"

>start a fistfight with the barman, claiming he caused it all, using your damaged bottle as a weapon

[Sinpwn]

> Flee and begin smashing NPCs over the head with gold bricks on the way.

[cerapa]

Dang, forgot bout this. PM me if I dont post in the future.

>Be one with the universe.(also known under the less than flattering description of sit around and think about falling trees and what sound they make when they fall)

[ExKirby]

Sorry, Max, but this is one of those "I want to do this now" moments. Also, new rule. You have to track your status in every action you post from now on, à la what Nirur did.

Tiruin tries to remember his Celtic origins. [6] He turns into a celtic beserker. (+2 to anything involving killing, -2 to everything else)

Lawas practices his banjo-fu. [1] The banjo explodes. [6] Ouch... that's gonna leave a mark. Is that finger meant to bend that way? (-1 Banjo, -6Hp)

Nirur, being the superior intellect that he is, proceeds to inquire at a tailor's about some dashing clothing. [5+1] They decide to lavish his wardrobe with a magnificant, jewel-studded suit for nothing. It is a little cumbersome, however... (+1 Suit of Fancy (+2 to all persuasion, -1 to all attacks))

Yougied attempts to lift a car. [5-1] He may have gone a deep shade of purple, but he did it.

Raptor attacks the barman. [6] Vs [5] Raptor brings his bottle down hard, but the barman blocks it with his arm! He loses one of his ten Hp. The bottle is now broken. (-1 Damaged Bottle, +1 Broken Bottle (+1 to attack))

Sinpwn legs it, taking a shot at a random NPC on the way out! [3] Vs [5] It doesn't help that the NPC was a police officer who had come to arrest you. He bashes you over the head with his baton. (-2Hp)

Cerapa tries to become one with the universe. [4] He now thinks a bit clearer. (+1 to all Logic based rolls)

[raptorfangamer]

>keep on fighting while screaming some gibberish you made up

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 20
skills: none as of now
inventory: broken bottle (+1 to attack)

[Sinpwn]

>Spinning kick to the crotch, followed by a downward smash with a gold bar.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

18 HP

Skills:

Inventory: 10 Gold Ingots

[Nirur Torir]

> Exquisite. I shall now detour towards the town meeting and monologue on propriety: Namely, I should be given the title and responsibilities of governor over this settlement.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

20 HP

Skills:
Linguistic Charm: +1 to all rolls involving talking

Inventory:
Suit of Fancy: +2 persuasion, -1 attacking