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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Reudh]

Talvi needs to get into Tinychat. D:

[tomio175]

Small update:

Dorfed BFEL:


I have some trouble dorfing Jack, as there's no male axedwarf in Squad one.


EDIT:
I found it hard sleeping with the giant spawn screeching in the background. Gonna try if feeding it will shut it up for a while.


Well, turns out our current war-noble loves his Giant Emus. Too bad for him.

[Talvieno]

Sorry I wasn't in Tinychat - I wasn't online. I think I may have even been asleep by the time you posted that, but it's iffy. Haven't been feeling well recently.

Also, lol... I think the giant emu thing is hilarious.

[Splint]

That basically means assign a replacment Tomio.

[TheKaspa]

I suppose I'll follow this.
Now I have to read all 300 pages of posts... 

[Hanslanda]

I suppose I'll follow this.
Now I have to read all 300 pages of posts... 

Think of all the fun you'll find! And random, pedantic arguments that were totally SRS BSNS at the time.

[Splint]

I suppose I'll follow this.
Now I have to read all 300 pages of posts... 

A good chunk of it is idle chitchat and random debates about stuff in the sidestories. There's a PDF available if you'd rather use that, though I don't think it has a portion of Reudh's turn. Would you like a dwarf as well?

EDIT: Ninja'd.

[TheKaspa]

Would you like a dwarf as well?

It would be an honor.
TheKaspa is ok.

[Reudh]

So Tomio, how's it all going?

[tomio175]

I was away for 2 days for school, and I didn't have the save on my laptop, so I couldn't play. Sorry for the delay.

[Splint]

Not a problem. You didn't drop off the radar at random so it's all good.

[tomio175]

17th of Granite. Overseer: Tomio.
Diary, what happened today was... Slightly weird. You remember of course the Holistic Spawn we set up to be targeted by the Civil Defense units to train? Yeah, one of those got killed by a shot to the heart. I don't like it, since we can't really take away the corpse without putting ourselves at risk. Now it's spreading miasma. Great!


23th of Granite. Overseer: Tomio.

Diary, what happened today was good. The Spawn have been silent for about a week, thanks to the giant emus I "borrowed" from Splint (who didn't seem very happy with that borrowing). As Heinrich McSpawn, you should know him as Spawny, told me, they were just hungry. Now they should shut up for at least another week, thanks to some chemicals I... Borrowed, like with the emus, from Mr Frog.


OOC:
Redorfed Jack, although it wasn't in the first squad, someone else has to assign him HER to that. (Me+Military= HUGE CLUSTERFUCK OF LOGISTICS. DON'T ASK.)
His HER(?!) kills:


HimHerself:


Dorfed TheKaspa:

She also had one kill, a zombie dorf. Congratulations.

[Splint]

We'll refer to Jack as him for simplicity's sake. Jack is a male dorf, this was just the result of Drakonic's... Expierimenting bringing him back to us. Simply find the dwarf in the military screen and assign him to the open slot in first squad. Issue him Chancefin too, as that was Jack's axe.

[Jack Magnus]

... I knew this was going to happen.

Well, I guess we can refer to him as "Maggie" for now :p at least, until he dies again.

[Paintbrushturkey]

I find it scary that even our basic dwarves are "basically unbreakable" on a side note, choosing weak and prone to sickness may not be the best idea for military dwarves...