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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

I am now picturing all Spearbreakers staff with johnny bravo hair, and I gotta say that Draignean pulls it off best.

Why do I feel like that needs to be on the quotes page since it relates to the fort? xD

[Hanslanda]

It would confuse and bewilder readers, and since they play Dwarf Fortress, they'd get oddly excited and want to know what prompted such a comment. And the answer is, someone was trying to burn off their fingerprints.

[Splint]

Yeah, but it'd be funny.

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, sorry.  I'm kinda tired from working all week, my mind is in literal mode. And I meant confuse and bewilder in the sexy, 'Losing is Fun' way.

[Splint]

I just think it'd be funny ads hell imagining readers trying to figure out wtf Johnny Bravo hair has to do with anything xD

[Mitchewawa]

Update coming tomorrow. Would do it tonight but I burnt all of my fingers today with hot glue gun.

Was making a Johnny Bravo hair.

Haha, I was wrong.

Totally-Serious Theory on the Origin Of Spearbreakers

Mitchewawa, having burnt his fingerprints off and crafted the perfect Johnny Bravo disguise, goes incognito and vanishes from all official records along with several million dollars' worth of ballpoint pens. He then uses this nest egg to kick-start a shady R+D firm, after which he develops planeshifting technology and escapes into the multiverse. Several years later, his corporation hires a failed freelance drug dealer/bioengineer named Mr Frog off the street and Mitch -- now drunk with power after many years of having prosthetic Johnny Bravo hair -- decides it'd be funny to bring back the Spawn. And the rest is dubiously-canon history.

FRONT PAGE NOW.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Now I'm picturing the next incarnation of Mitch rocking up to Swordthunders for his turn as a dwarf with the full JB coif in search of girls and dwarven mechanisms xD

[Hanslanda]

'Do the monkey with me now.'
*Everyone dances*

And that is why dwarves have to leave a party to get a drink, they're doing the monkey furiously the entire time.

[Aseaheru]

can someone hurry up and say im dead? i want to rejoin the crazy. wait, this isn't crazy, this. IS. pause for a unnecessarily long time.....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

SPEARBREAKERS!!!!!!!!

[Splint]

Unless somebody finds you remains, a new dwarf will be used in your place.

[Hanslanda]

Spearbreakers has inspired me to make a giant mug above my volcano, and then fill the handle with bees, and the cup part with magma.

[Draignean]

Spearbreakers has inspired me to make a giant mug above my volcano, and then fill the handle with bees, and the cup part with magma.

Mead, you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong in an awesome way.

[Hanslanda]

I don't think I can get the little bastards to pour the mead into the mug, or I would, just for ya'll. I'll post a screenshot for ya'll when I finish it tomorrow if you want.

Edit: Do I have to have an Imgur account to post pics there?

[Mitchewawa]

- You missed my 12th post on the front page.
- Aseaheru is still alive.
- Sus III is now a traction-bench bound army dwarf. Punishment for leaving me the fort in the middle of a necromancer battle 

[Splint]

Ah, my bad. I'll update accordingly.