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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Reudh]

If made with dwarven tech, the closest autocrossbow one could use is the 'cho-ko-nu', which has a rather low power, but the bolts are often dipped in poison. Effective range is sixty metres, max 120. It had 10-15 bolts in a top-loading magazine, that by pulling a lever back and forth could fire 10 bolts in fifteen seconds, a very fast rate for a crossbow.

[The Master]

WHY!???!?!

[Hanslanda]

That is glorious.

[Reudh]

...What happened... Did you let Ugeth out?

[zacen299]

Okay what is going on there I'm not all that versed in reading the ASCII...

[Splint]

Fire. Evidently of the forest variety.

[Reudh]

Okay what is going on there I'm not all that versed in reading the ASCII...

There's a sizable fire sweeping westward that seemed to have started on the ground level. There is absolutely no explanation for it besides

a. a flame titan
b. a dragon
c. the Master made a pumpstack for magma and made a FTW lever
d. Ugeth, our resident firedude

[Splint]

If he did I want the deployment lever ripped out on order of the rule against weaponized magma. AFTER he shuts it off.

My money is on trickery by Tomio though now that I think about it.

[The Master]

whatever it was, I can't find it! Oh, and ignore the Tantrum Spiral.

[Splint]

Now I'm positive you killed people on purpose.

[The Master]

nope, the tantrum spiral actually happened eight days later. It was the stupid diplomat! I had the military kill some goblin ambushers, but the diplomat ended up getting killed by one of the damn arrows!

[Splint]

Wait what. Was the diplomat someones relative or something?

[The Master]

Hell if I know. What I DO know is, I either have to savescum and rewrite my journal AGAIN, or I ride out the tantrum spiral and see what happens.

[Splint]

Could always do both. Canon and non cannon. The more favorable outcome is the one we roll with as canon, the second is for our own amusment.

For example, the following year of my second reign in my own copy, I invaded hell with theonly deaths being from an architectural mishap that killed six people. Would have been less the but an ash devil scared the shit out of some of the medics and that ended in three bleed outs. Built half of the hell palace though

[The Master]

I think splint might have died.