Note to people having trouble coming up with minor actions: you can always plea to the invisible crowd for help.
TURN FOURTurn statusArena: Spooky Dungeon (Legend of Zelda)
Andy: Attack the statue.Andy puts his first foot forward after his nimble dodge. The statue looked dazed from its missed strike, if statues can look dazed. Andy took the opportunity to leap into the air and come crashing down with his giant wrench,
rending the statue in two! Bowser stares at him in awe and Bass, despite being impaled and bleeding, gives him a thumbs up. The path to the north is clear!
Teran: Slide-kick into the nearest ghost, and then do an uppercut.Teran slide-kicks into the nearest ghost, leaving a trail of dust behind him, but
slides right under the ghost. He then tries to uppercut the same one,
but only manages to pass through it. He comes crashing down onto the cold blue floor, baffling Jim Raynor with his failure. The ghosts laugh and snicker.
Bass: Break free. Then shoot Bowser.Bass almost but doesn't quite break free of Bowser's shell. If only Bowser wasn't ignoring him...Regardless, he rests his arm cannon on Bowser's spiny shell, charges up and
shoots! The shell, however, absorbs the attack. Bowser turns around, confused, but doesn't see anything.
Bowser: Punch the statue.Bowser considers punching the statue, but there's no statue to punch. However, the audience, very entertained by his obliviousness,
throws him a Red Mushroom!Jim Raynor: Shoot at the ghosts with your plasma gun LIKE A BAWSE.Jim Raynor holds his ground, charges up his plasma gun and shoots a beam of plasma at one of the ghosts!
It collapses into a pile of gooey ectoplasm on the floor.
Ghosts: Continue picking on the weak-looking one.
The first ghost breathes flaming ectoplasm - yes like the others - at Teran, but he dodges in the nick of time. The other becomes temporarily physical and just rams into Teran, causing him some minor bruising.
Player List
Player name: Maximum McDreich
Character: Andy (Advance Wars)
Damage capacity: 0/60
Penalties:
Abilities:
No WeaknessItems:
Large iron wrench (wielded),
Plate of PastaPlayer name: Darvi
Character: Teran (Mischief Makers)
Damage capacity: 36/70
Penalties:
Ecto-burnsAbilities:
Fighter ComboItems:
Enhanced Fists,
PokeballPlayer name: TherosPherae
Character: Bass (Mega Man)
Damage capacity: 21/75
Penalties:
Mass impalementAbilities:
Charge ShotItems:
Dog Whistle,
Arm Cannon,
Loose GravelPlayer name: cerapa
Character: Bowser (Super Mario Brothers)
Damage capacity: 14/80
Penalties:
Large and Slow,
One eyeAbilities:
Fire Breath,
Strength of a KingItems:
Red MushroomPlayer name: Powder Miner
Character: Jim Raynor (Starcraft)
Damage capacity: 0/75
Penalties:
Abilities:
Marine Armor BonusItems:
Terran Marine Suit,
Experimental Plasma Gun
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Topic: Super Smash Brothers ARENA: Turn 5: Can robots feel pain? (Read 12894 times)