I LIED ABOUT THE PICTURES
I AM A LIAR
TURN THREETurn statusArena: Spooky Dungeon (Legend of Zelda)
Andy: Head out of the starting room and attack the statue!Andy hears the sound of commotion to the north and runs through the open doorway. He hops over Bowser and Bass, causing the blue bridge to shake a little with each leap. The stone statue turns its head towards him, eyes alight. He doesn't fear a measly statue, though. He's fought whole armies! He
smacks the statue with his wrench, but it just bounces off. Hmm... that didn't go as planned at all.
Teran: Punch the eastern door.Teran heads over to the eastern door and imagines it to be Calina.
He punches it once! He hits it twice! The door flies backwards and lets out a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO".
Teran takes the opportunity to head through the doorway. He finds himself in a room with three angry-looking, floating white bedsheets. They turn towards, make wretched wailing sounds and begin to glow!
Bass: Dash acrossBash attempts to dash across the bridge. However, the bridge is very thin, and Bowser is in front of him! He
dashes straight into Bowser's spiny shell! He is impaled on Bowser's spikes in multiple places. He is stuck to the shell!
Bowser: Go north and smash as many things as you can.Bowser doesn't even notice the robot on his back, so he breathes fire on the statue. The flames light it up, even though
it does not appear to be immediately damaged.Statue: Slice that human in two.The statue moves forward across the bridge and
slashes with its now-flaming sword at Andy, but he skillfully hops back towards Bowser and dodges the strike.The voice laughs from above:
"Heeeyahahah! Much better! If you won't fight each other, I'll fight you!"Jim Raynor: Look in other areas.Jim Raynor briefly thinks about how bombs can't do anything to him before he remembers how no one said anything about bombs.
He then proceed to search in the newly-opened eastern room. He notices some sort of map on the other side of the room, but his path is blocked by the wailing white ghosts. He and Teran stand them down!
Ghosts: Attack the weakest looking one.The ghosts move into formation around Teran and swoop at him one by one.
The first one attacks by flying at him, but goes right through him, being a ghost and all. The second one breathes flaming ectoplasm at Teran! Yes, breathing flaming ectoplasm is absolutely a thing ghosts can do. What, you don't like it? Too bad. Teran takes fifteen damage and suffers some burns.
The third ghost copies the second's success and also breathes flaming ectoplasm at the clancer hero. He suffers no additional burns but takes an additional fifteen damage.
Player ListPlayer name: Maximum McDreich
Character: Andy (Advance Wars)
Damage capacity: 0/60
Penalties:
Abilities:
No WeaknessItems:
Large iron wrench (wielded),
Plate of PastaPlayer name: Darvi
Character: Teran (Mischief Makers)
Damage capacity: 30/70
Penalties:
Ecto-burnsAbilities:
Fighter ComboItems:
Enhanced Fists,
PokeballPlayer name: TherosPherae
Character: Bass (Mega Man)
Damage capacity: 15/75
Penalties:
Mass impalementAbilities:
Charge ShotItems:
Dog Whistle,
Arm Cannon,
Loose GravelPlayer name: cerapa
Character: Bowser (Super Mario Brothers)
Damage capacity: 0/80
Penalties:
Large and Slow,
One eyeAbilities:
Fire Breath,
Strength of a KingItems:
Player name: Powder Miner
Character: Jim Raynor (Starcraft)
Damage capacity: 0/75
Penalties:
Abilities:
Marine Armor BonusItems:
Terran Marine Suit,
Experimental Plasma Gun
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Topic: Super Smash Brothers ARENA: Turn 5: Can robots feel pain? (Read 12984 times)