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[Twangykid]

Downloading the save now sir.

this will not be fun. You may of lost half the fort, I'm expecting to lose the rest. I'll probably just focus on getting migrants and clearing ghosts, don't expect much military or architectural progress from me, even though I said I'd work on minecarts.

Did you put notes on the bridge levers?

[Twangykid]

I am afraid unpausing will cause the whole fucking fortress to fall apart.

First thoughts of the fortress:

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Hey I thought I was mayor, what gives?!

Random friendly? ok.



BEES DO NOT NEED MECHANICS.


Is this...

is this a duck stockpile?

Sick bastards.


OW RIGHT IN THE SANITY

[Reudh]

The cave swallow woman probably killed a FB for you, so she's automatically friendly and will now defend Watchedgleam from any underground attackers.

[Twangykid]

Yeah I just noticed she had forgotten beast extract on her.

[Zargodia]

A bee mechanic!? that is almost as weird as the room that didn't exist in Headshoots

[Twangykid]

He's now a bee mason. Fuck beekeepers.
Sorry aussie.

[Spish]

How interesting, Archereon is the only ex-overseer who hasn't kicked the bucket. It would seem all IS going according to plan.
Edit: And Belmondo too. Looks like someone kicked him out of the military.

Speaking of sick bastards, there's a cage with 6 stray dogs crammed into it situated in the main entry hallway. Which is now Depot Inaccessible since traps block wagons now :[
And 13 murder cases on the Justice tab that have gone uninvestigated. Including those of Tryrar, Dariush, and Will Tuna.

Whatever you do, make sure that you finish the walling off of the atom smasher entrance before any siegers get the chance to sneak inside the fortress. Last overseer tried to construct the wall in a diagonal passage, but last I checked diagonal tiles do not count as adjacent spaces.

Also, I'm pretty sure the reason Wet was having trouble freeing you from prison is because he forgot to unlock the door

[TheWetSheep]

I am afraid unpausing will cause the whole fucking fortress to fall apart.

How so? There are no external threats outside the caves.

And 13 murder cases on the Justice tab that have gone uninvestigated. Including those of Tryrar, Dariush, and Will Tuna.

Is this Tryrar 1 or 2? I know 1 was killed by a vampire, but I think two was fooling around outside and was killed by undead.

Also, I'm pretty sure the reason Wet was having trouble freeing you from prison is because he forgot to unlock the door

That might be why.

[Spish]

And 13 murder cases on the Justice tab that have gone uninvestigated. Including those of Tryrar, Dariush, and Will Tuna.

Is this Tryrar 1 or 2? I know 1 was killed by a vampire, but I think two was fooling around outside and was killed by undead.

Which one do you think counts as murder? You didn't address a single one of the vampire drainings, and at this point there's not much we can do about them since all of the obvious perpetrators are dead

So I freed Twangy from prison and tested out the new follow function by watching him stumble throughout the fortress at 1/8 the speed of everyone else. It was pretty surreal. Also in this alternate universe, there was a hilarious elven siege that I did nothing to stop (I even removed all the traps beforehand), but our skeleton crew of 4 soldiers managed to randomly bump into and kill every elf+mount that managed to get inside the fortress. Zargodia got 19 notable kills and earned a title (The Dead Weight of Stability), Empfan won a fistfight with a giant wolverine, and Anti-Paragon made an artifact ring called "The Sunny Smiles"

I then pinned all the murders on Archereon just to see how bad he'd get it. 2624 days in prison, but he took it surprisingly well. It's probably safer in prison, anyway (not to mention the bedrooms are nicer )

[Felcis]

Edit: And Belmondo too. Looks like someone kicked him out of the military.

Wait...you're right, he is actually still alive... *edits the list*
Okay, scratch my redorf for now. But why was he removed from the military? Something is fishy... =O

But hey, the fortress doesn't look that bad...we just need some more migrants, that's all.

[Twangykid]

Holy fuck this fortress is in a state of total fucking disarray, yet they locked their mayor in a fucking cell! Not even a comfy cell. A fucking 2x3 shithole. They think I'm depressed? No shit I am! They didn't even leave me a peasant or anything!

Some asshole took my spot as mayor! I swear, I'll kill that guy.
Going through our job roster, I see a bee keeper.

Yes. A fucking bee keeper.

Sorry to burst your bee-fueled boner but we don't need, or HAVE bees here. What we DO need, is a fucking fix to these ghosts. This place is as miserable as a fucking graveyard, and not just because it is a vampire jail. Have fun being a mason, mister aussieevil.

I also got a messenger to tell our animal dissector that he is now a mason.
Sick bastard, and thats coming from a vampire.

2 Fish cleaners? Fuck you. The lesser of the two is now a mason.


Another joins me in the depths of insanity.


I just noticed we have like 50 water wheels.


Hooked up to FUCKING NOTHING.

we have like

50 injured dogs running around. We need a vet or something.

How droll.


Oh how I miss you, {dwarven beer}.


This was a productive month.

[Felcis]

Is everything working out for you Twangy? It seems like the summer is slowing down all the DF succession games latley.

I think it's funny how we have those awesome water wheel power plant, but no one is using it by finishing the pump stack.

[Spish]

Lemme guess, you didn't close up the atom smasher like I said, and everyone died.

Sorry I'm not around to offer emotional support, I've been pretty busy :]

[tryrar]

...........hello? Anyone here? *chirping crickets* HELLLOOOOO? ECHO! *ECHO!*

[TheWetSheep]

Hmm. Where's Twangykid?

I also realized why the bridge-filled entrance wasn't working as planned. I accidentally built them all as "retracting", not raising. But it turned out fine anyway.