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Author Topic: Your are elf.  (Read 9797 times)

Xeron

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2012, 10:59:56 am »
Have you even read the thread ?This elf hates wood :P
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2012, 11:07:31 am »
You gather up animals plants logs rope wine crafts tools and fire, you follow a road until it reaches a crude dead wooden building, a short furry faced creature walks up to you and introduces itself as a dwarf named Urist something or other and welcomes you to the trade depot, he smells like dirt and booze, and is barely wearing clothes.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2012, 11:09:47 am »
Trade for profit or a war hammer and food and drink.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2012, 11:35:39 am »
Curse the dwarf with black magic,while he is distracted
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:33:29 pm
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2012, 11:52:18 am »
You set your junk in the trade depot, the dwarf seems interested in the animals, suprised by the caged jaguar, estatic at the sight of wine and smiles at you, several dwarves enter and begin dragging all your crap away, Urist says goodbye and begins to take apart the trade depot.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2012, 11:59:56 am »
Wait... did you get any gold for that? If you didn't, you'd better steal a weapon and run like hell.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2012, 12:47:06 pm »
Well now you must exclaim yourself to be the dwarfs king. After all, you are Cacame Awemedinade dwarven king and all around badass.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2012, 01:32:17 pm »
Kill a dragon. All of it
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2012, 09:19:46 pm »
You grab the dwarf, what do you think your doing? a burly dwarf enters the half deconstructed depot with a very large hammer, you trow Urist into him, picking up the hard hammer you leap apon the pair and smah them into the floor, the other dwarves coweer before you; you decare yourself their king.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2012, 09:57:49 pm »
Hah, that'll teach them to use the ol' deconstruction method on us!

Undercover their fortress and hierarchy, challenge anyone who would fight you to a duel.

You are unarmored.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2012, 10:14:59 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on February 19, 2012, 09:57:49 pm
Hah, that'll teach them to use the ol' deconstruction method on us!

Undercover their fortress and hierarchy, challenge anyone who would fight you to a duel.

You are unarmored.

Also

Fight their caged beasts

And then the cave citizens avoiding masons
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on December 21, 2011, 06:13:23 pm
"Tobar, whats that on the wall?"

"That, Urist, is a reminder not to piss me off..."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2012, 12:11:13 am »
Their 'fortress' appears to be made of a tunnel ending in a single large rough stone room, filled with food beds and piles of stuff, while their hyrarcy is made of now 5 dwaves with most having no actual skills; you having killed their leader makes you their master.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2012, 12:15:47 am »
Mandate that all of your political opponents craft a slade warhammer for you to wield. They will invariably fail, and be silenced in prison, or hey, you've got a new fancy hammer.
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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2012, 12:19:12 am »
You dont have any political enemies, you killed the leader and the others are too scared of you to disobey your claim as king.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: Your are elf.
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2012, 04:57:48 am »

order them to dig until they hit HFS
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