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BLARG BLARG GENGHIS KHAN?

Genghis Khan
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Grab my bowl
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Check it
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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2012, 02:22:01 pm »

Perhaps many people are related to Khan, but all life on Earth presumably originated from a single lifeform. We must use this relationship as a message of peace to our bacterial buddies, fish friends and insects for complete peace! Only problem is we don't know what this first life was called. I guess it could have been Khan?
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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2012, 02:26:18 pm »

Maybe at some point there was an amoeba Khan.

Perhaps many people are related to Khan, but all life on Earth presumably originated from a single lifeform. We must use this relationship as a message of peace to our bacterial buddies, fish friends and insects for complete peace! Only problem is we don't know what this first life was called. I guess it could have been Khan?

And if they don't listen....

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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #77 on: February 14, 2012, 11:39:18 pm »

Who's to say everything came from the same single life form? If conditions were favorable to create one of them, then another might have been constructed in a similar fashion. Perhaps life on earth descended from a handfull of proto-lifeforms, similar in structure but all springing forth from the same type of primal goop.

Just some food for thought 8).


As for Khan being the progenitor of all life, he did have access to the genesis device and time travel was already known to be possible.

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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #78 on: February 15, 2012, 01:29:29 am »

Khan't touch this~
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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #79 on: February 15, 2012, 08:02:18 am »

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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #80 on: February 15, 2012, 08:08:14 am »

As for Khan being the progenitor of all life, he did have access to the genesis device and time travel was already known to be possible.
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Now of course we must start the People's Church of Khan. Brain slugs optional.
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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #81 on: February 15, 2012, 08:17:02 am »

we can then unite the world under a single religion, Khanism! No more worrying about any of those pesky faith-related conflicts! Until, you know, they start splitting off into different sects...

As for Khan being the progenitor of all life, he did have access to the genesis device and time travel was already known to be possible.
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Now of course we must start the People's Church of Khan. Brain slugs optional.

IT'S BEGINNING D;

*The Genghis of Khanism does not endorse any violence/mad cult like apocalypse scenarios, even though they're pretty cool.

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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #82 on: February 15, 2012, 10:52:13 am »

what the fuck is going on in this thread? All I know is it's about Ghengis Khan and world peace, which don't really fit together
That's what THEY want you to believe. Think about it, if the Muslims and Christians hadn't stopped him and he took over the world, there would have been no Nazis and no World War II.

Logic FTW.
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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #83 on: February 15, 2012, 11:23:14 am »

what the fuck is going on in this thread? All I know is it's about Ghengis Khan and world peace, which don't really fit together
That's what THEY want you to believe. Think about it, if the Muslims and Christians hadn't stopped him and he took over the world, there would have been no Nazis and no World War II.

Logic FTW.
but hypothetically, there could have been dictators that took over the whole planet killing millions of people if Ghengis DID succeed. your logic is flawed.
You're telling me that if it was Genghis Khan vs. Adolf Hitler, Hitler would win?

I find your lack of faith disturbing. *long-distance Force choke*
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Re: LolololGenghisKhan join the family wut
« Reply #84 on: February 15, 2012, 01:03:11 pm »

what the fuck is going on in this thread? All I know is it's about Ghengis Khan and world peace, which don't really fit together
That's what THEY want you to believe. Think about it, if the Muslims and Christians hadn't stopped him and he took over the world, there would have been no Nazis and no World War II.

Logic FTW.
but hypothetically, there could have been dictators that took over the whole planet killing millions of people if Ghengis DID succeed. your logic is flawed.
You're arguing with a possibility against a known certainty. We know WWII happened, and everyone knows Genghis Khan would've utterly destroyed anyone trying to ruin peace :P
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