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Author Topic: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.  (Read 2518 times)

Brewster

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We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« on: February 04, 2012, 11:36:14 am »


Tisk. Tisk... improper grammar.

I'm more upset that he made a dumb barrel.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 11:53:44 am »
Tut tut. Being a legendary carpenter is no excuse for shoddy grammar.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2012, 12:15:46 pm »
Harumph. This is unacceptable.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2012, 12:19:07 pm »
y nawt? its nut leik dorves haz anithyng 2 du all day but 2 dink booze and eat plump helmetz. they haz no tiem to spell.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2012, 12:19:49 pm »
Is this so?
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2012, 12:24:23 pm »
Spells are for whiches, you ain't a wich are you?
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 02:46:32 pm »
Fetuhl alkohol symdroam or summit. Its why allz de babies is so inanez ya noh?
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 03:49:00 pm »
It's not like they don't spell well. They just don't care about grammar.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2012, 03:54:28 pm »
Quote from: wierd on February 04, 2012, 02:46:32 pm
Fetuhl alkohol symdroam or summit. Its why allz de babies is so inanez ya noh?

Ah, yes. That terrible Dwarven condition where the foetus doesn't get enough alcohol in the womb.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2012, 04:20:29 pm »
Quote from: Ves on February 04, 2012, 03:54:28 pm
Quote from: wierd on February 04, 2012, 02:46:32 pm
Fetuhl alkohol symdroam or summit. Its why allz de babies is so inanez ya noh?

Ah, yes. That terrible Dwarven condition where the foetus doesn't get enough alcohol in the womb.

Irresponsible mothers only drinking water. Tut tut.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2012, 04:57:54 pm »
Toady should totally put something like that in.... the new syndrome framework should make it theoretically possible.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2012, 06:12:36 pm »
I can haz booz nao?
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2012, 08:36:54 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on February 04, 2012, 11:53:44 am
Tut tut. Being a legendary carpenter is no excuse for shoddy grammar.

To be fair, the carpenter, based on the rest of the grammatical structure of the line, did not make the statement, unless he talks of himself in 3rd person.
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2012, 08:38:18 pm »
How do they read stock records or manage work orders without spelling?
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Re: We dworves dun't spell so wellz.
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2012, 08:40:49 pm »
There's usually a comma next to the artifact, but the texture packs usually get rid of it because it's also the tile for grass. Although 'an' should be there.

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