I want my dwarves to wear something after a couple of years, when the original clothes have rotted off their skins.
Here's what I tried to do:
- Military screen. Make a uniform, call it "civ clothes", put stuff like dresses + trousers into these.
- Put everyone except the woodcutter and the miner into the military, tell them to use the uniform "civ clothes". I made sure that each moron had "u: when inactive, wear civ clothes" for each alert.
- Wait until the original clothes were gone.
- Slowly produce some dresses and trousers (they were all busy hauling rocks, this is why it was slowly.)
- Stare at the dwarves and wait that they equip these.
...
The last step in this list went on for about 2 years. I learned that some of the children had claimed some of the dresses and trousers, but not all were claimed by anyone.
Still, nobody of the little fuckers ever went to get their uniforms.
I disbanded the army, re-created it. Went quite nuts at making sure that everyone had the "u: when inactive, wear civ clothes" option for every single alert again.
They didn't even bother to think about re-assigning the dresses and trousers.
Meanwhile, my nanofort was harassed by a flock of muskoxen who had somehow made it into the fortress and on top of my outer wall, they were slowly killing all my war dogs one by one.
I activated the squad and told them to do something about it, and all of the little morons went naked to the wall and got slaughtered as well.
GAH, I am frustrated by this badly done military interface. I just want them to wear something.