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[Starver]

The best thing about Yvette's Bridal Formal:

Scroll down on the main page to the lower left. Why does it say "Beautiful Flying Cessna !! ~*" in bright green text on top of a picture of someone in a dress?

I saw that, and all I can say is:

I don't know.
I.  Just.  Don't.  Know.


(Still, I'm half convinced that if I were not the entity currently sat at this particular desk, unattached in any romantic way, but one retaining my geekiness and attitude and relevent knowledge but in a biological package that was at least approximately a Floridian by geography and by some twist of fate a bride/groom-to-be, I might specifically seek out Yvette's physical store at least for a browse, and a kind of 'geek chic' contariness.  Well, assuming that the groom-to-be version of me could overcome the natural male aversion to such technicalities of wedding preparations.

[The Architect]

Ok, so I went to the UFOs from the Moon who use Noah's Flood to systematically cover just the major cities mostly along the coastline from the North Pole to the South Pole and beam things with light beams which can be escaped by going underground but will leave you with no lifelines in order to eliminate human civilization by destroying the lifelines and can be completely escaped by going to the woods for no longer than two weeks (notice the bold, it's a very important time to remember with your mind in your head) and remember must laugh at people who think underground bunkers are protection from flood which last three years site... *GASP* and got just this out of it:

"Strange, mysterious matters which we cannot help thinking that we are under the control of informations appear one after another."

Strangely, I am now convinced that Neonivek or one of his/her close relatives is running this site and writes the articles. The grammar, the whimsical logic...   

[Mr Tk]

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/

The URL says it all. This site showcases the worst of the worst, to humiliate them for the greater good of the public. Enjoy.

[Huesoo]

http://www.starchild.co.za/what.html

Apparently being a crystal child also includes being butt ugly.

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[Huesoo]

^
Youre thinking about Down syndrome.

[The Architect]

http://www.starchild.co.za/what.html

I laughed while I was reading it, then suddenly had the urge to throw up and had to leave halfway through. That page is very, very saddening when you begin to contemplate the state of mind of the person who wrote it.

[Sensei]

...state of mind of the person who wrote it.

High?

[woose1]

...state of mind of the person who wrote it.

High?

...What mind? O.o

[Nilocy]

Fuck that first site, nothing about Edinburgh. Its oh so much better than London ENGLAND... er, I'm not nationalist :X

They all are pretty bad sites, I actually just about spat my breakfast cereal out at the Pakage advert...

[Jackrabbit]

http://www.starchild.co.za/what.html

I laughed while I was reading it, then suddenly had the urge to throw up and had to leave halfway through. That page is very, very saddening when you begin to contemplate the state of mind of the person who wrote it.

That state of mind is reachable after the ingestion of about a pound of very illegal substances. Don't worry too much about it.

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[Jack_Bread]

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/

The URL says it all. This site showcases the worst of the worst, to humiliate them for the greater good of the public. Enjoy.

...D:
I spent 4 hours there.

[Lord Dakoth]

Don't forget the <a href="http://www.starterupsteve.com/seizurebots/>Japanese Seizure Robots![/url]

DO NOT VISIT if you are photosensitive.

[Neonivek]

Don't forget the <a href="http://www.starterupsteve.com/seizurebots/>Japanese Seizure Robots![/url]

DO NOT VISIT if you are photosensitive.

Or happen not to be blind.