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Limul Thak

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Re: Authority
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2009, 08:36:03 am »
This is what you would get if you took the pure essence of Dwarf Fortress and let it simmer for a while. This simmering would tenderize the fourth wall, which would then be boiled off like a pudding skin and disposed of. At this point, all that's left is to serve and enjoy (warning - lethal if taken in more than one dose daily). :P

Nice work. ;D
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Quote from: ArkDelgato on June 12, 2009, 10:32:13 pm
This game is so strange.
The horses have TEEN ANGST.

jaked122

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Re: Authority
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2009, 08:39:57 am »
ME: baron you've crossed me the last time!!
Baron: what can you do about it?
ME: pull that lever.
Baron: why? admantium dispersion?
Me:... sure... thats it.
the baron has been destroyed!
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Daki

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« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2009, 09:01:07 am »
Oh man,this is awesome!
I demand more like this! :D
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« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2009, 09:49:06 am »
Quote from: loser on May 27, 2008, 02:09:00 pm
Captain of the Guard: Ouch!  That bucket bruised my brain and spine before it shattered into irrecoverable debris.  I'm going to go rest in my spacious quarters.  The Justice this calls for is beyond my authorization to carry out, now. Hammerer: Did someone say Justice

Is it wrong I imagine the Hammerers part being spoken by BRIAN BLESSED?
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Quote from: KodKod on April 19, 2012, 12:56:45 pm
Those lucky dwarves, despite the risk of being stabbed, shots, poisoned, eaten, mauled, enslaved, eviscerated or involved in accidents... at least they don’t have to worry about immediate dangers like the heat death of the universe.

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« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2009, 10:07:13 am »
the best part for me was referring to the execution chamber as the fun room. the lunatics have taken over the asylum!
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Quote from: eataTREE on June 17, 2011, 10:45:24 am
Dwarf Fortress: Where violent death is a renewable resource
Quote from: Guy Montag on April 16, 2009, 04:45:30 pm
Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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Re: Authority
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2009, 10:43:59 am »
WHY DID I NEVER SEE THIS BEFORE!!! ARUGHEISFJ:IFDJLSEFJISLDJIDFHDSHFLSUKDHFSKLF!!!!!!!

This is too awesome for coherent babbling.
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Re: Authority
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2009, 03:32:05 pm »
I've read this a year ago and I read it again, and I enjoy it again.

Just great :D.
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Re: Authority
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2009, 06:50:43 pm »
Thanks, ToonyMan, I didn't get to read this last year - it was fantasic - thanks for the bump.
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Cogsmith

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« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2009, 11:06:22 am »
Awesome win.

Also does anyone else get an "infinite loop" feel from this? Especially the last line and the first line (addressed to the noble) ….



"Oh look the hydra made a mess again….hmm…you, the guy in purple, go clean it up…."
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« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2009, 01:00:39 pm »
This was hilarious! Thanks for the bump, I didn't see this before.
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