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Author Topic: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators  (Read 2745 times)

Phantom

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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2009, 10:04:50 pm »

OOC:Maybe Inaluct or Squeegy, at least a serious Hobo could do this right...
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2009, 10:35:55 pm »

(As much fun as it is to rile up Phantom, and as likely as it is that this thread will die sooner rather than later, it might be worth giving it a chance first...)
Bring in the family, have the youngest kid stand in the splatzone and have the rest of them look on. Give a big rant about not failing responsibilities and about him still being needed. Have someone get on the opposite roof with non-lethal ordinance and when he turns around to see what you are doing they will shoot him in the back and knock him towards you.
(yes, this is all highly suspect, but a real negotiator would have much more training and information...)
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2009, 10:42:51 pm »

(Eh, more information!)
"By the way, he loves working for the law, infact, he was a freelance detective.
Here comes the family!"
The wife comes, along with one son and daughter, their young toddler in the splatzone.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FRANK!?"
"Laura!?"
"Remember we still have kids, if you go, its gonna be hell."
"You don't even respect me..."
"Cmon, we respect you, hell, our oldest kid even wants to jump with you if you decide to jump."
"No, he can't come, only me."
"Y'know our toddler is in your landing zone."
"=O"
[Dinner, be back in a minute.]
« Last Edit: September 11, 2009, 10:44:48 pm by Phantom »
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