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[Phantom]

Ah yes.
The good ol' law enforcement.
Always in the line o' fire.
Always looking at those graves...
Always trying to save those lives...
Chapter One Of Law Enforcement: The Negotiators
   Look ya' silly ninnies, we ain't gun crazy idiots, we negotiate.
GAME START!
Arrg, nothing today, you're currently just drinking coffee at your couch.
It is 11:45
You have:

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One Handgun
50 10mm Rounds
One Cellphone
Various Normal Clothes
Uniform
Taser
Beer*
(A * means its related to a mission, which you will be transported to when one starts.)

Your phone rings.
"Hey, Negotiator, we got a situation down at the Copperblazes Hotel, a mans making threats to jump off the roof, he has a wife and kids, he occasionally drinks also, but he isn't drunk."
(Chapters change depending on page number, for example, when we reach page 5, im opening up the Sheriff chapter, which will allow people to join in as sheriffs, when we get to page 10, Officers, 15 Riot Guards, no one can join in until we get to page 5.)

[Rashilul]

Drive over there and tell the man you'll blow his brains out if he doesn't step away from the ledge.

[Phantom]

Your cell phone rings
"You're already there dammit, and we're gonna demote you if you do that."

[Rashilul]

Tell the man you'll massacre his family if he jumps.

[Phantom]

"I don't care anymore, I got nothing in life, my parents died, someone shot my dog, my friend died in Iraq, there ain't nothin in this world to live for."

[Rashilul]

Bribe him with beer.

[Phantom]

" Eh might as well..."
He sits down and starts chugging it

[Rashilul]

Knock him out and drag him to the nearest insane asylum.

[Phantom]

Your Phone Rings
"I hate breaking the 4th wall but...
DAMMIT! THIS IS SEMI SERIOUS!!!"
Loading
Will be back tommorow
OR ELSE!

[Rashilul]

Instead, do a hadoken. I know you love to spam hadokens.

[Sensei]

Headlock > Take to jail > Go home

if neccessary:

Tell him you're his friend and that everyone cares about him > headlock >...

optional:

>Go home babes

[Rashilul]

Headlock > Take to jail > Go home

if neccessary:

Tell him you're his friend and that everyone cares about him > headlock >...

optional:

>Go home babes

That's what I said.

[Phantom]

AHA!
MY COMPUTERS NOT F*CKING UP AGAIN!
"How the hell are you my friend?! Get away from me!"

[Little]

Shoot him. He verbally assaulted us. It's self-defense.

[Glacies]

Shoot him. He verbally assaulted us. It's self-defense.

Twice. In the head. Just to be sure.