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Author Topic: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators  (Read 2742 times)

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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 03:24:21 pm »

..only to reveal that your gun wasn't loaded. "Psych!"

Offer him more beer inside the hotel. Your treat.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 04:34:53 pm »

Again dammit, Semi Serious, you're supposed to convince him away from suicide, if your trying to stop someone from killing them selves you can't murder them.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2009, 06:02:36 pm »

"So you want to jump off here?
I ain't going to stop you.
But you might want to find a higher roof.
I've seen a few of these suicides and at this height the fall might not kill you.
Like the last guy, sheesh, bits of his ribcage where sticking out of his back, one of his legs had gotten broken off and he was screaming... or tring to he was acutaly just gurlging as his lungs where badly pierced and filling with blood.
Yeah...my pay got docked for that one,"
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2009, 06:03:41 pm »

"I remember from the news a guy jumped from here."
"He was completely fit but he turned into a pile of unrecoginizable mass."
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Jerick

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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2009, 06:12:07 pm »

"And you want that to happen to you?
Listen why don't you break that bottle and slit your wrists with it instead?
That way your family can at least have an open casket funneral.
On another note what was your name again"
And if he does take that advice pull him off the ledge when he loses consciousness from blood loss.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2009, 06:13:11 pm »

"I don't want any trace of my life again."
He seems ready to jump...
You are horrible negotiators.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2009, 06:16:55 pm »

"So what?
That doen't mean you have to kill yourself.
Why not start over with a new name, a new identity, a new life.
It's what I did."
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2009, 06:20:23 pm »

"No, I meant no trace of anything, even my body, goodbye."
HE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF!
Thats coming out of your pay for 3 months, you are horrible negotiators.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2009, 06:22:37 pm »

Light cigertte.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2009, 06:25:54 pm »

A Riot Guard with the word Phantom on his helmet comes by and kicks you in the balls.
"You're fired asshole."
NEW GAME!
Wha-!?
You're back at your home again, but you remember that you lost 50% of the dollars in your bank account.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2009, 07:09:48 pm »

The pain is too much. Walk up on top of a tall building and get ready to jump.
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« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2009, 07:19:23 pm »

Don't we have a gun?
Lets sit up thearting to jump taking pot shots at anyone who comes close.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2009, 08:08:00 pm »

Wait! If we do this we'll create a rift in time and space turning inside out!
Pick up your phone and call work.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2009, 08:48:47 pm »

You are already called.
You are back at the Hotel and the guy is trying to kill himself, Deja Vu.
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Re: The Guide To The Law: Ch. 1, Negotiators
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2009, 10:03:39 pm »

Shoot yourself to break the loop.
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